stern

[Bigwave 2.0 @BigWave372]

My hamster escaped from prison again.
Had to use the boiled egg tongs to bring the little fugitive back into custody

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Manchester City consider LEGAL ACTION after Enrique Riquelme claims of Erling Haaland joining Real Madrid if he wins the elections.

The club has denied the information and exploring legal action for using their player’s image on purpose.

[🫵🏽 @idoxvi]

I’m crying they actually ratted him out 7 months ago

[Not Steven @NotSteven01]

The minions follow the most evil living thing 😭

[PaseClave @paseclave__]

🚨✈️ Atención: BAUTIZARON el avión de la Selección de Brasil que parte rumbo a Estados Unidos para disputar el Mundial 2026

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

BOSHHHH

@Johnfis08605918 has set a NEW Guinness World Records title for the most takeaway dishes memorised in 30 seconds 💪

[umair. @umairrg]

Im dying at this man the french are hilarious

[𝑩𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑫𝒂𝒖𝒃𝒆 @BorisDaube24]

Pardon ???

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Bukayo Saka in UCL final:

0 goals
0 assists
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 big chances created
0 key passes
0 successful take-ons
0 accurate crosses

Cardio.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Para esta segunda oferta hemos tenido un problema, se nos han terminado las entradas para el concierto de mañana, así que mejoramos la propuesta anterior con 6 para el del domingo.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨 Club sources do NOT expect there to be any animosity between Anthony Gordon & Julian Alvarez in relation to the Falkland Islands dispute 🇦🇷🇬🇧

The club expect the pair to AVOID politics and be GREAT team-mates 🥰

@sport

[• @scorsesebabyyy]

Niggas think Grok is Jarvis

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨The truth is, Deco & Julian Alvarez have been in contact for MONTHS.

The pair have grown quite CLOSE, even coming up with cute nicknames for eachother.

Deco refers to Alvarez as 'Ju' while Alvarez refers to Deco as 'BIG D' 😳

@FCBRAC1

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

someone wit this pfp just dm'd me on instagram

[stern @fjunhaver]

@FabrizioRomano @Sxne19iv2 Massive

[stern @fjunhaver]

I’ve just witnessed my irl blow up his n55 135i doing the doomed left turn donut holy fuck

[🚜 @userrrr1878]

I don’t think I’m going to want to play this game

[JayNicomachean Ethics @JackdawJackal]

I do this at social gatherings while my fiancée looks on with dejected resigned horror in her eyes