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[fjyoshe @fjyoshe]

Kanye Tampa night 1

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

went to the doctor for a check up and he called my penis nonsensical and my balls avant-garde

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Havin a cat is great. If you make the right sound a cool little guy comes out from an unexpected location.

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

it's impossible to convince me that any civilization in history has better aesthetics than America

[brendo. @BankrollzBrendo]

I hold my dick like a cigarette when i pee

[🇺🇸 Based Americana 🇺🇸 @basedamericana]

the Aerospace Republic posting will continue indefinitely

[beautiful woman @zooomettee]

Im at the Chinese buffet by myself phone on 3% I never gave a fuckkkk

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

When the fajitas come out sizzlin

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys

[Rocket Lab @RocketLab]

Archimedes full mission duration hot fire. Enjoy.

[Jaycote @realjaycote]

Tried to give her a Dutch oven and #poopedthebed

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Doctor says i need to be hooked up to a machine. doesn't know what kind yet. "definitely some kind of machine" he says

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

I’ve pooped in gas stations you wouldn’t even pee in

[nucleo 🦑 @nucleobutspicy]

guy who thrusts himself further on the blade he’s just been stabbed with just to get a few inches closer to the guy who stabbed him

[henry @arithmoquine]

"why doesn't mankind build wonders anymore?"

bro we built a cathedral to ignite the flame that burns at the heart of distant stars

you're complaining that we spend too much money on it