Felix

Hey look, it's yet another terrible Twitter account!

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@UrinatingTree

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@UrinatingTree Madden Curse takes no prisoners

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@UrinatingTree Something something "player safety"

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@UrinatingTree Packers fans right now:

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@UrinatingTree Someone check on Tom Grossi

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@manband20 @UrinatingTree I wouldn't be surprised if he refuses to play for the Browns like how his uncle Eli held out on the Chargers

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@BrandonPerna ... Remember that you once lived?

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@WrenchOfChaos @EvelynNanoNano

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@UrinatingTree Is this the closest thing to a "death penalty" in pro sports?

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@UrinatingTree it's time for the Clippers Legacy of Failure video

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The NBA has ruled the Clippers circumvented the salary cap involving Kawhi Leonard, stripping the franchise of five first-round picks and fining owner Steve Ballmer $30 million, sources tell @ShamsCharania.

Ballmer, Lawrence Frank and Gillian Zucker have also been suspended. Leonard must pay $700,000 in restitution for improper benefits, but will not be suspended and his contract will not be voided.

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@gigimurin

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@Itsmemoxd @UrinatingTree I can't believe that's a real stat line

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@UrinatingTree So...do we call this the Curse of Miku Hatsune?

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@UrinatingTree

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Sorry, @Nagzz21 , but LOLMETS

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It's strange that my first thought after reading this was "he shouldn't have left in the first place"

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Clippers are nearing a deal to send Kawhi Leonard to the Raptors for Brandon Ingram, Gradey Dick, 2 first-round picks, 1 pick swap and 2 second-rounders, sources tell @ShamsCharania.

Get breaking news alerts from Shams Charania through the ESPN App: https://t.co/JmlWIdnjzO

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@UrinatingTree RIP Urinating Tree's vocal cords

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@CycleDecoded @UrinatingTree What gameplan?

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Donte DiVincenzo right now:

[Villanova MBB @NovaMBB]

NBA CHAMPIONS! 🏆

Congratulations @jalenbrunson1, @joshhart & @mikal_bridges!

#OnceAWildcatAlwaysAWildcat

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@zentreya You might want to postpone any planned collabs with @Nagzz21 in the near future