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[Angelina Cardona Keeley @AngelinaCardona]

Credit to the brilliant @samuelsonj91

[smith @fka_swan]

@samuelsonj91 @xtine_files @AngelinaCardona source

[smith @fka_swan]

@survivorcbs That was truly awful television. Why have these vote cancelling twists if it’s going to lead to an insanely confusing tribal 👎

[Brian Scally @Brian_Scally]

She could’ve finished the challenge #Survivor

[samuelson @samuelsonj91]

My allergies are so bad this time of year

[smith @fka_swan]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jeff more erect 🙄 #Survivor

[smith @fka_swan]

@issuu Your platform is so much faster and smoother than it used to be ❤️ nice work

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

THREAD. Today the New York Times published yet another long story raising alarms about a supposed "cascade" of shoplifting. Below, I try my best to explain what makes the article such dangerous and misleading propaganda.

[Amy Schneider @Jeopardamy]

Final(!) post-game thoughts:
- had a feeling all day that it was my last day. I can't explain it, and it wasn't really justified by my recent results, but I could just feel that something was missing.

[smith @fka_swan]

@MZHemingway Ahh thank you editor at the Federalist for this very original take!

[Very normal individual @juicysaddam]

I’m the type of person who doesn’t use a phone case now

[smith @fka_swan]

@BradyAura1 @dsanatelli @SzymonAttack @GunnelsWarren @jb4wiganfc What do you know about the human condition aren’t you a fox

[holden @joe_biden_pussy]

@charli_xcx i would drag my taint over a mile of broken glass just to hear your demos

[smith @fka_swan]

Jeff assigning them spots made this painfully obvious

[Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach]

#surviovr
wth did Heather have an asbestos rope?

[smith @fka_swan]

Jeff soaked Heather’s rope in water

[smith @fka_swan]

Ily mom @MarinaDiamandis

[smith @fka_swan]

Spreading discontent is our mission

[katherine @desertntv]

this mf smokes weed and hates america and i take full credit for that

[smith @fka_swan]

This video will be on repeat at both my wake and funeral

[smith @fka_swan]

Ew..

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

@schezar We lost that moral high ground the moment we decided to prioritize Americans first when it came to vaccines. Now we need to make sure American interests are protected first.