Jakey

[𝐧𝐨𝐯𝐚 !! ˎˊ˗ 🦇 @MULANEIUM]

every time john mulaney speaks i am reminded that he's kind of the king of comedy. like every time he speaks in public it becomes the thing that is talked about. my goat.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

if the united states doesn't build affordable housing in walkable neighborhoods, china will, and we can't let that happen

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job recruiter: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me:

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Donald Trump on Metal Gear Solid

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

The official rankings of the LA AMCs

[spooky vampire arvo färt @arvofart]

Me and the boys

[JT @jiratickets]

on a call with the new team. nobody said "we'll give folks a few minutes to trickle in" and the guy presenting didn’t even ask "can everyone see my screen?"

[adam @rupertpubkin]

Got my dune tickets.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Visiting your hometown is so crazy cause on one hand you’re forced to reckon with every ghost of unresolved trauma from your past over and over forever but on the other hand there’s like that one sandwich that’s so good

[nacho @nachoeveryday]

I swore I was done Emeril posting but this is just too good. The man couldn’t miss.

[Grant Bilse @WiscoGrant]

cable television used to have so much motion, we had everything and we ruined it

[DI @relaxman222]

ideal bachelor party is you and 20 of your boys attending a live taping of Emeril

[Jim @Rugged_Ivy]

Just dudes being dudes

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Opening a pack of cigarettes on a night out among "nonsmokers"

[Jakey @fkajakey]

@CosmonautMarcus just put the review in the bag bro

[zaso ✟ 📹 @ev1lzaso]

when the tablet asks me to add a tip https://t.co/2IT90hjEj0

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

Uh oh

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

they shouldve named him auramemnon

[Alex @allowedtohit]

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