MTHRFKR

I am a dumb MotherFucker

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Man: Can I cum in your ear?
Woman: No, I'll go deaf
Man: Funny, I always cum in your mouth but you never shut the fuck up.

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If you had to take a shot for everyone you slept with, would you be,

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Bitches we are back to unleash the pervert in you.

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Haha

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True dat 😁😁😁

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Men dress up to been seen by others. Girls dress down to be seen by others.

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Baby, my dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records... Then the librarian kicked me out.

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Pussies are like the weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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What did the O say to the Q?
Dude, your dick’s hanging out.

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What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

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What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?
The man.

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What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.

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Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.

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Furious wife to her husband: I will hang a poster over our bed that you are stupid. Whole town will know this.

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- Dad, what happens if a condom tear?
- Look at yourself

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What's common between sun and a women's underwear? Both are hot, both look good while going down, both disappear by night.

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Teacher: who's the big person, u or ur dad?
Kid: me of course.
Teacher: why.
Kid: I stopped drinking milk from my mom,dad hasn't.

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T-shirt quotes: in front-I am virgin. At back: this is my old t-shirt.
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