FKey

Writer, editor, and all-around good guy.

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@JustineBateman The far away galaxy would have been better off with no Skywalkers.

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@DanFriedman81 One of the reasons they wanted Pixar was because they sucked at boys’ movies! Mars Needs Moms… but Toy Story and Cars had great male characters. Now Jesse runs Toy Story and McQueen has lost out to a girlboss. Foolish.

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@KurtSchlichter I’m relieved that you’re not likely to set up a meeting with me. 9:00 AM? 11:36? 3:21? Don’t give me your arbitrary numerals, Jack, I am on Kurt time!

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@itsJohnRocker As a Mets fan I couldn’t stand either of you, but it wasn’t personal.

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@Sachinettiyil Please Lord

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@pensandpoison When you are evil, you have a vested interest in explaining why there is no evil.

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@awstar11 Funny way of admitting they refuse to pay minimum wage and follow labor laws

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@KurtSchlichter So, he got the Che Guevara treatment, then.

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@MerriamWebster That certain dictionaries of my acquaintance are much too willing to include obvious foolishness when a critical mass of ding-dongs uses it—woah for whoa, e.g.

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@IfindRetards So difficult. I will select Flourish, because it’s probably the only chance we’ll have before that theologian disappears from view. The others sadly will remain.

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@StevenErtelt 🤣

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@JoshMalina Upon—but okay

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@rkylesmith Ha ha no

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@BoSnerdley “Flourish”?

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@OVTweetmarck They were making the case 50, 60 years ago that precocious learners should be stifled to keep them at the level of their peers. I am not able to say they had no legitimate concerns, but I thought by now we had found it did more harm than good.

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@PuppetEdgar Buzzkilk

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@ScottMcCreaWest Keaton was incredible.

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@wretchardthecat As long as the target explodes in a shower of sparks.