Puppet Edgar

Official X Account of Edgar the Puppet.
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[Puppet Edgar @PuppetEdgar]

You win, bitches.
I'll be the new Press Secretary.

[Puppet Edgar @PuppetEdgar]

My favorite pastime is leaving women speechless

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@RealAlexJones @DrKarlynB @HarrisonHSmith @reagan1hahn Let's say we eventually get past debates about who these city-destroying freaks are. How do the strategies to defeat these anti-civilization freaks differ dependent on who's doing the rampaging? Can we pursue more than one strategy while y'all sort this shit out?

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@TheMobRules73 @greggutfeld is there a chair in his studio with a hole in the back?

[Puppet Edgar @PuppetEdgar]

Seconded!

[Lord Brian Urso, Lead Guitarist of Gideons Mob @TheMobRules73]

Hey Greg @greggutfeld when Kat goes on maternity leave, may i suggest you hire @BridgetPhetasy as her temp replacement? She is BLOODY HILARIOUS and SMART as a WHIP!

[Puppet Edgar @PuppetEdgar]

WHAT the FU#K happened to you, United Kingdom?
You've become a nation of fragile tattletale authoritarians.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.

[Puppet Edgar @PuppetEdgar]

Black women love me.

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@FluffyRaeven It’s yer mom

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@DrKarlynB Alrighty, Doc. I've learned LOADS from your show and I'll still suggest it, but I wanna move on to the organization and tangible planning stages of a solution (2 borrow a page from the left). Your reply tells me I've learned what I can from you at this point. Many thanks.

[Puppet Edgar @PuppetEdgar]

@DrKarlynB I reckon you may feel alternatively ignored or under attack and I don't wanna contribute to either. I'd like to delicately and respectfully ask: Let's say you're in charge, so we're WELL past step 1 and 2. How would you dismantle the Left? Is fascism the only way in your eyes?

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do you believe her?

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@Nina7Infinity @NotMikeHarlow Ditto

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I bumped into NYT bestselling author @evanwch on the National Mall today. She was totally cool—didn’t call the cops or anything!

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How is this a hard question?

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@PakkonenHybrid No

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@DrKarlynB Bataclan PTSD

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@EdKrassen Just wondering -- WHy didn't Biden release the Epstein files? If they had the goods on Trump, as they are alleged, why the heck didn't he act, AT ALL?

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@NotABBWLover Dayum, Q hope you get properly patched up. As ever, here's another goofy video to cheer you up: https://t.co/udYdWHy62e

[Puppet Edgar @PuppetEdgar]

New Episode: "What is a Hoe?"

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She DABBLES?!

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@PakkonenHybrid Thanks for the bio, gravyboy!

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what do women look for in sperm donors?