Farah Humayun Khan A

A thing that has gained from disorder...

[Farah Humayun Khan A @fkhan20]

@ElonMusk_LordX hope

[Farah Humayun Khan A @fkhan20]

@Lifestyle_Store One item from my prepaid Order Number 1148453186, (AND Girls Sweatshirt and Trackpants) is still not shipped, and there is no communication regarding the delay. Can you pls help?

[Farah Humayun Khan A @fkhan20]

@BibaIndia you shipped my order no 12564079 now at a 3-year old office address that I'd deleted. How did your system pick up the wrong address? Did I furnish all details at check-out for this to happen?

[Farah Humayun Khan A @fkhan20]

God upon seeing Bangalore traffic: "Know why I gave you limbs?"
#bangaloretraffic #TGIF

[Farah Humayun Khan A @fkhan20]

Cabbie got tempted to take 'empty diversions'. We're breaking new grounds now! 😜#bangaloretraffic

[Farah Humayun Khan A @fkhan20]

An Ariel view would be priceless, many bricks in the wall! 'A brick cannot move'
#bangaloretraffic

[Farah Humayun Khan A @fkhan20]

God made man, condemned him to be free, thrust him on the face of Earth, and then gave him #bangaloretraffic #jaoaishkaro

[Farah Humayun Khan A @fkhan20]

@ravihanda @tarique18 Lol, galat fehmi hai ye, 3D mein dekhna isko...bilkul 'well-rounded' hai :D

[Farah Humayun Khan A @fkhan20]

@fhkhan @RoflGandhi_ Waiting it out at 2am with all these scientists who've worked so hard for years - that means a lot and is commendable!

[Farah Humayun Khan A @fkhan20]

@fhkhan @RoflGandhi_ I was watching this live, and I remember this is the first time Dr.Sivan dropped in a word to the PM a few minutes after things got stuck. That too was quite 'on-camera'. I refuse to look at things with prejudices.

[Farah Humayun Khan A @fkhan20]

Mindless ranters, non-halal to a muslim is the same as non-veg to a vegetarian. Why are we talking about this? There is a difference between what you eat and who serves it. Way to go @ZomatoIn #zomato #halal

[Farah Humayun Khan A @fkhan20]

@DrPareexitS @zomatocare @ZomatoIN Didn't know there is a difference between what you eat and who serves it?

[Farah Humayun Khan A @fkhan20]

@_Art_World_ There is a difference between what you eat and who serves it. Non-halal to muslims is like non-veg to a vegetarian. Do you get the difference?

[Rohit Sharma 🇵🇸 @iBombayIndian]

@NaMo_SARKAAR @ZomatoIN I hope you were delivered by a Hindu doctor otherwise your whole life is a joke

[Farah Humayun Khan A @fkhan20]

Bangalore traffic today:
Destination? Now what's that?
#bangaloretraffic

[Farah Humayun Khan A @fkhan20]

@padmavallury Accept it! What's stopping you? :)

[Farah Humayun Khan A @fkhan20]

Of all the so-and-so day dramas, the Women's Day drama is the most fake and insincere. We know how to celebrate, glorify and thank ourselves. So please, to hell...! #WomensDay

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

“Fuck you” is a whole lot more intellectually honest than “I will pray for you”.

[Veena @veenavenugopal]

India’s 1% divorce rate explained 👇🏽