syd vicious 𖤐

♒︎ ♉︎ ♑︎ • she/they • UCM alum • GKODB • eclectic astro witch • friendly neighborhood satanist • polite cunt • soothe what u can, fight what u can’t ☭

[syd vicious 𖤐 @fkn_sydvicious]

I'd be crying too if I wasn't so high

[Anne Ortelee @AnneOrtelee]

3:34pm EDT: Sun in Libra forms a biquintile to Jupiter in Taurus as the Moon in Taurus semisquares Neptune in Pisces. Big bright ideas for making our dream-work more efficient. What's most important? What do you have the energy for, or not?

[syd vicious 𖤐 @fkn_sydvicious]

sorry nerds, I only deal in triple D’s: dumbass delinquent degenerates

[Ashleigh Izienicki @MissUpacey]

🎃 Season of the Witch 🎃

[syd vicious 𖤐 @fkn_sydvicious]

i guess some packages are better left unopened

[trash jones @jzux]

“do one thing every day that scares you” yeah why do you think i’m going to work

[syd vicious 𖤐 @fkn_sydvicious]

you’re more useless than tits on a man

[syd vicious 𖤐 @fkn_sydvicious]

same shit, different asshole

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

I’ve had some intense crushes and yet I would never yearn in front of a big beautiful sandwich. Snoopy don’t do this to yourself!

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

oh

[Mapes @MapesThorson]

5yo: two girls can get married

me: yes

5yo: can two boys get married?

me: yes

5yo: can two grandmas?

me: yes

5yo: can mario and luigi get married?

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

Life is not like Disney at all

[mariana @pastapilled]

Italian couple fighting in front of me and the guy is holding two ice creams so the girl can move her hands around while shouting

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Aquarius: !!
Crush: are you trying to communicate
Aquarius: !!!

[syd vicious 𖤐 @fkn_sydvicious]

new tv goofin

[syd vicious 𖤐 @fkn_sydvicious]

serotonin

[syd vicious 𖤐 @fkn_sydvicious]

everybody has to let go someday, i wonder when i will

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

y’all remember when mariah carey sued her ex for wasting her time and won 😭😭😭😭