alison

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[alison @fknalison]

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[alison @fknalison]

@fkcole @PatMcAfeeShow yeah you too omg

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Good morning beautiful people..

I hope today is a day that you remember forever because you won $5K from me BAYBAY

To celebrate the beautiful game on this beautiful day…a beautiful giveaway eh?

Good luck & BE SURE TO READ THE GRAPHIC AT END TO ENTER

#Euros #PMSBigSoccerShow

[ave @killstheleast]

pete davidson is all of our reactions to this jake paul fight

[alison @fknalison]

!!!!

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess

[ً @artfuIchaos]

do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

[Marshall Applewhite @v0lpin]

Nothing says 'democracy' like giving one elderly man from Kentucky the final say on everything.

[Kristy Smith 💜 @Kristy_Smith_]

Chris watts killed his wife, his two children & his unborn baby. He got life. #BrandonBernard was an accomplice at 18. He got death. I'm disgusted.

[triple p 💞 @Iam_Afrodisiac]

Fuck Christopher Columbus and fuck them pilgrims

[alison @fknalison]

@realDonaldTrump man, shut your orange ass up

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

You won’t take a vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it? Real quick, name all the ingredients in a Pop Tart

[alison @fknalison]

if body by meg doesn’t make your ass involuntarily shake as soon as it comes on we can’t be friends

[Alison Fitzgerald Kodjak @AlisonKodjak]

When, on Sept. 11, nearly 3,000 people were killed, we reorganized the entire federal government. We're now losing that many people every three days, and the Senate went home early for Thanksgiving.

[Maddow Blog @MaddowBlog]

Maddow: Don't get this thing. Do whatever you can to keep from getting it.

Rachel Maddow reveals that her partner, Susan, tested positive for Covid-19 and is still recovering, and implores viewers to consider their loved ones when they calculate their own Covid-19 risk.

[alison @fknalison]

never realized how much i like the word “fuck” until i watched the video my mom took after my wisdom tooth removal today 😭😭😭

[alison @fknalison]

wondering what this is supposed to accomplish considering nothing in ohio is even open past 10 😂😭

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

We are issuing a curfew in Ohio that will start Thursday. This will run from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. for 21 days. We believe this will help reduce #COVID19 spread. I'm also asking each Ohioan every day to do at least one thing that reduces your contact with others.