hey ya’ll

[shiv de lioncourt @ripleyesque]

this is actually such a kind and positive way to react to someone with limited film knowledge… mr damon i shall try to learn from you

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Fun fact: It's NOT possible for the earth to be flat because if it was, capitalism would have exploited it by now. The “ends of the earth” would be tourist destinations with theme parks and hotels and a damn swing set that would let you swing over the edge.

[jae 💋 #ANIYAHQ @jaenerics]

#loveislandUSA

[thomas @thomashobohm]

under communism your friends will still want you to be on time to things btw

[no speeding @MIK3MCDANIEL]

discourse aside let’s give Love Island producers a standing ovation man, season was heading to disaster and they manufactured one of the best casa amor’s in Love Island history bravo

[Don T. Beakunt @bitchesLOVEtoad]

pretty cool that 70% of ads now are just for weight loss medicine, gambling, or AI

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

I’m making a list.
1) escape goat
2) epitome

[💭 @ijboljng]

ts frying me

[museofthesun @solarystix]

Ariana loves being the little fairy who takes the girls on a cheating adventure. Their Fairy Hoe Mother. Look at the joy on her face. Love it! #loveislandusa

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

Gay ppl be like do you wanna come hang out with an immigration lawyer and a pornstar

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

sports bra so tight it feels like I’m microdosing being nonbinary

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Clockniss Evertea

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[angel @profesionlangel]

the “looksmaxxing” epidemic was the closest thing males have ever experienced to the beauty standards women are upheld to all their lives and it literally made them all insane