K Buffalo

[Prophetess Diana ActressModel @ActressModel42]

@_Zaraquin Listen to what he is saying... well said 👏 Sir. God bless you.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

*Small town Midwest introduction*

Kid 1: “I’m from a small town”

Kid 2: “OH YA, HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE IN YOUR GRADUATING CLASS? I HAD 20.”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you ask a Midwesterner “how’s it going” the day after Memorial Day weekend and they reply with “another day in paradise” or “living the dream” that roughly translates to push me off the grain elevator

[K Buffalo @fksbuffalo]

@keloland Very misleading

[Space Speaker @spacespeaker_co]

Age is just a punchline when you rock this vintage-inspired tee. Embrace the weirdness. 😂
Get it 👉https://t.co/EkFXreQsOA

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Baker in training.

[KELOLAND News @keloland]

The pilot and a passenger in a small plane died when it crashed shortly after taking off from the Duluth International Airport early Wednesday, investigators said. https://t.co/divy2XoExj

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but even if you disagree with a store’s policy to wear a mask, don’t take it out on the employees of that store - especially the ones that have to kick you out if you refuse to wear one. They weren’t the ones that made that a rule.

[ArgusLeader911 @Argus911]

Janice Dykstra has been trying for years to find mental health help for the girl she took in as an infant and raised. She is still looking: https://t.co/Aw6AhDukmz

[ArgusLeader911 @Argus911]

A boy called 911 because he missed the bus and didn't know what to do. #HappyFirstDayofSchool

[ArgusLeader911 @Argus911]

because we have to complain about the cold until it's hot, and then complain about the hot until it's cold, over and over and over, until the sun burns out

and then we complain about the cold some more https://t.co/UF9aCsz6xO

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

I was annoyed with God this morning until I remembered how often my children get angry at me for things I’m doing in their best interest that are beyond their current understanding.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 3-year-old woke up and immediately put on sunglasses.

I’m not sure if I should make her a Bloody Mary or just let her sleep it off.

[K Buffalo @fksbuffalo]

Wow, just wow. @kesharose #TimesUp

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 5-year-old called Parmesan cheese “spaghetti sprinkles” and now that's officially a food group in my house.

[K Buffalo @fksbuffalo]

@Argus911

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 2-year-old and the pig used to be best friends.

Then my kid pretended to put ketchup on her.

Now I can’t leave them alone together.

[iJoey @jumpdashark]

All women are crazy but if you listen to them when they talk, they will let you live.

[Emme Reynolds @TheEmmeReynolds]

5: I'm a little scared about dying some day.
Me: that's ok, I'm a little scared too.
5: shouldn't you be a lot scared? Because you're old?