𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗

“EXTREME POLLINATION AND TOTAL DOMINATION!” (Parody, bear with me)//Writer is enby//NSFW DNI//PFP AND BANNER BY @LonelyPillager DROP A FOLLOW

[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

Now that THAT’S out of the way…

[CAGNEY CARNATION JOINS #PARODYTWT]

[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

// busy today, I’ll get interactions done when I can 😭 balancing school and work is difficult

[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

“Cagney. Cagney Carnation.”

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝘼𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩 @LonelyPillager]

So you are?

[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

Thanks man.

[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

“Well MY BAD. This place was so shoddy I thought it was abandoned. So I did what anyone would do, it’s not to crazy.”

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝘼𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩 @LonelyPillager]

Heavens forbid a girl disapprove of breaking and entering.

[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

“You left the door open. Also GOD forbid a flower be curious.”

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝘼𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩 @LonelyPillager]

[OPEN INTERACTION]

"I'm not even going to question how you got in."

[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

“Kahl? Don’t know much about the guy, but he builds robots and stuff. He’s probably homeless too I dunno.”

[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

[🦐]

Guess who’s birthday it is today ahahaha 😛😛😛

[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

“Well pleased to meet ya! Name’s Cagney. Cagney Carnation.”

[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

“NO! THEY AREN’T WORTH MONEY-“

“Unless you reasoned with the devil I guess… but that’s TRICKY BUSINESS. I’d know.”

[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

“WHAT-? YOU-“

[𝓒𝓐𝓟𝓣𝓐𝓘𝓝 𝓤𝓢𝓞𝓟𝓟 @TheLyingSniper]

`` Are those, uh, worth anything?? Like, money-wise. ``

[𝚃𝚘𝚖 "𝙹𝚊𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛" 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @TomJasperCat_]

{ 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙽𝙾𝚆 . 𝙰 𝙻𝙾𝚄𝙳 𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 , 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙾𝙼 𝙰𝙽𝙳 — }

⠀⠀⠀{ 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 . . . 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 .ᐣ }

[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

@NUMBSKULL_ // you know who I want one for heh

[𝙃𝙔𝘿𝙍𝙀𝙄𝙂𝙊𝙉 ☄️ @drakedevastate]

( pinned tweet )

#parodytwt

[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

“On lil’ ol’ me!”

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[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

“Alright where am I-“

“!!!”

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[𝗠𝗥. 𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗔 @HesNeverGlooby]

[Open Interaction]

[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

[Well this is awkward- what can I do…]

[GOT IT!]

“What can I do…? WELL FEAST YOUR EYES VIEWERS…”

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[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

“WAITWAIT… WHADDYA MEAN TURN UP THE HEAT-?!?”

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[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

“OH THANK YOU- I thought I’d be stuck like that forever!”

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[Delphox @FaggotMauler]

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[ Ruining my fun. , how about I turn up the heat ]

[𝙲𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @fl0ral_fury]

“So you’re not Kahl-? Apologies. He likes to hide around in robots and whatnot, but that begs the question…”

“Who are you. And why are you here.”

[𝙼𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚐. @Okayman375]

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