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[Mike @fl1pdof]

@ESLCS @fl0m Hey that’s my sign!

[FiRE2k @fire2k]

"eat a brick or play inferno"

me:

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

beast mode

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

nazi goon: “vhat are you doing mein hitler, commander of the third reich?”

“Ich bin working on mein new creation: Microsoft Outlook”

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

In United State, they put high powered microphone on street corner to collect every bad word and argument to blackmail their own populace and then call China panopticon surveillance state with social credit score

[Popstonox @Popstonox]

Hasan Piker publicly condemns Hasan Piker

"I want to let it be known on the record. I denounce Hasan Piker."

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

We need him to save us

[CounterStrikeUnfilltered @CSUnfilltered]

Only CS players know this

[Touya! ★ @Touyarokii]

women who are Pokemon fans make the best girlfriends I’m not even kidding

[gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx @GooseworxMusic]

I feel like I should say if you think you're "on my side" by saying genuine racist hateful things to black people in the fandom, then it is my personal belief that you should shoot yourself in the head with a gun.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

@PhillyGov don’t wear yourself out buddy

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Unpopular opinion: doing absolutely nothing at work is more draining mentally than being busy at work.

[manny @mannyfidel]

the wife of a deceased podcaster was unavailable to attend our event tonight. please join me in welcoming our backup option for this evening: the vice president of the united states of america

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Allowing investors to day trade with $4.32 in their account

[Doinks the Retard Frog @DoinksTheFrog]

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.