Florida Bandit

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[Florida Bandit @FlaBandit]

Just a reminder that this is a real tweet. It may be the one and only true thing that man has ever said. #ElectoralCollege #elections

[Florida Bandit @FlaBandit]

@FLDFS please tell me you have tips in those resources about falling for OBVIOUSLY FAKE offers on social media, especially when they involve influencers and/or untraceable #bitcoin scams

[Florida Bandit @FlaBandit]

@SenRickScott oh did you fire up your private jet and join us in the great state of Florida today?

or are you too busy appearing on right wing propaganda shows all day instead? the Senate isn't meeting today, so you could have joined us if you wanted to! #ShadyScott #WeDeserveBetter

[Florida Bandit @FlaBandit]

@SenatorTaddeo @can_tdisplay @LindaStewartFL Under HB 747 if one showed up at a hospital having just been raped, treatment could be refused. Providers could say "life begins at conception" (the rape) and not help.

knowing Florida, they could probably get an injunction to stop you from going elsewhere for care too #flapol

[Florida Bandit @FlaBandit]

@Jim_Jordan they would like us to TRULY Make America Great Again

not the racist, xenophobic, awful version your pal #Trump espoused, but the version of the USA as a shining city on a hill. Back when experts didn't call us a "Flawed democracy" on the Democracy Index

https://t.co/UYKQEGgt7v

[Florida Bandit @FlaBandit]

@CarlosGSmith @christinesexton it's fascinating to me the ways we imagine corporate entities are in our minds

"yes, hello - I'm BCBS of Florida. I have sincerely held religious beliefs" uhhh I'm sorry sir what you are is someone who's about to be Baker Acted

[Florida Bandit @FlaBandit]

fyi this is directed specifically at you, @ChrisSprowls @WiltonSimpson @GovRonDeSantis as well as your handpicked committee chairs who enable and encourage this stuff

#WeThePeople and all of Florida deserve better and deep down you all, or most of y'all, know it #flapol

[Florida Bandit @FlaBandit]

You can't claim to run the "free state of Florida" if the major bills advanced this session
-ban books
-are "don't say gay"
-don't teach history if it's anti-white
-let doctors refuse treatment for B.S. reasons
-basically, push campaign issues as serious policy

#flapol #DoBetter

[John Berman @JohnBerman]

JUST NOW: ""What kind of state are you building where you're essentially pushing kids back into the closet and saying we can't talk about you? ... [Kids] take that trauma to heart."

@Chasten on what is being called the "Don't Say Gay" bill in FL.

[Florida Bandit @FlaBandit]

@SenRickScott @JaxStrong 🚨 @USNavy BALLCAP ALERT 🚨

What did I tell ya? #ShadyScott is out there pandering with his Navy cap on like he didn't just disparage our military.

Rick this weekend: "Our military has become the woke military, not the lethal military."

But I called it: https://t.co/RdM1Iwm8jP

[Florida Bandit @FlaBandit]

Look for one of the leading #GOPHypocrisy experts, Sen Rick Scott (R-Navy... for 29 months) to continue pandering for votes wearing a Navy ballcap at every photo op

@SenRickScott @ScottforFlorida #ShadyScott is a pathetic excuse for a "leader"
#WeThePeople deserve better #flapol

[Florida Bandit @FlaBandit]

@ddale8 @DWUhlfelderLaw asking @GovRonDeSantis or his surgeon general in waiting to be honest with #Florida is asking a lot

under the watchful eye of @ChristinaPushaw they've figured out that a healthy dose of #PushawPropaganda is much more effective at staying relevant for 2024

#flapol #DeSantisLies

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

As the DeSantis administration rails against the FDA decision to limit use of monoclonal antibody treatments made by Regeneron and Eli Lilly, worth noting both companies say they agree with the feds that these drugs aren’t effective against omicron.

Regeneron left, Lilly right:

[Florida Bandit @FlaBandit]

I'm starting to think our governor did the political math

the base LIKES: no masks, no precautions, ineffective or unproven treatments

the base DOES NOT LIKE: vaccines, competent public health guidance, Joe Biden

[Daniel Uhlfelder @DWUhlfelderLaw]

Last month, DeSantis allowed 1 million tests to sit in warehouse to expire while Florida raged with cases and he was MIA. Then, his surgeon general suggested we unwind testing. Today, he threatens to sue FDA to make it supply Florida with treatments that don't work on Omnicron.

[Josh Wingrove @josh_wingrove]

DeSantis says his state may sue to keep using two Covid treatments after the FDA halted their use and said they simply don't work on omicron.

The drug manufacturers haven't objected; one even agreed. The AMA agrees. DeSantis objects.

W/ @JonathanJLevin:
https://t.co/IzGHXfJzgD

[Florida Bandit @FlaBandit]

@SenRickScott @WIOD @brianmuddradio ummm wait which is it are we standing with Ukraine or are we scared to use our "nonlethal military" (your words)

[Florida Bandit @FlaBandit]

while I FULLY support this, I'm wondering how this squares with DeSantis & Co branding the state as the great "free state of Florida" #LoveFL #hypocrisy #flapol

[Florida Bandit @FlaBandit]

I know you don't pay much attention to @FlaDems reps @ChrisSprowls although maybe you make an exception for the vocal ones like @AnnaForFlorida

Either way: deep down you know she's right. Making LGBTQ issues illegal isn't governance. It's campaigning. And it's dangerous. #flapol

[Equality Florida @equalityfl]

Rep. @AnnaForFlorida : This is a scary policy proposal. Once again, we have legislation that is performative -- not governance. It's campaign rhetoric masquerading as legislation.

Powerful remarks in defense of LGBTQ people in debate.

[Florida Bandit @FlaBandit]

@ScottforFlorida @kilmeade @foxnewsradio Which part is the failure? Tell us.

-infrastructure package
-COVID relief bill
-actually appointing federal judges
-halting barbaric federal executions
-combating climate change (important to Floridians!)
-drastic reduction in unemployment
-S&P index up 25.7% (Trump was 18.1%)