Mrs. Ron Swanson

[Mrs. Ron Swanson @flabney]

There is something so resilient about eating shredded cheese straight from the bag. #strongwomen #weshouldhaverights

[anna @twtrlssanna]

living in dc is great because you get to plan your grocery runs around when the nazis come to town

[sova @MinneSova8]

A tale of adult friendships in four parts.

[Mrs. Ron Swanson @flabney]

Support our BLM mural artists and a non-profit https://t.co/8fIFgW3jJd

[Mrs. Ron Swanson @flabney]

@ChmnMendelson, We want to see real action, not a PR statement. What are you doing to protect your Black constituents from police brutality? (via https://t.co/gkEV5Qe4Mc) #BlackLivesMatter

[Mrs. Ron Swanson @flabney]

@MayorBowser, We want to see real action, not a PR statement. What are you doing to protect your Black constituents from police brutality? (via https://t.co/gkEV5Qe4Mc) #BlackLivesMatter

[Mrs. Ron Swanson @flabney]

@AGKarlRacine, We want to see real action, not a PR statement. What are you doing to protect your Black constituents from police brutality? (via https://t.co/gkEV5Qe4Mc) #BlackLivesMatter

[Mrs. Ron Swanson @flabney]

@RobertWhite_DC, We want to see real action, not a PR statement. What are you doing to protect your Black constituents from police brutality? (via https://t.co/gkEV5Qe4Mc) #BlackLivesMatter

[Mrs. Ron Swanson @flabney]

@AnitaBondsDC, We want to see real action, not a PR statement. What are you doing to protect your Black constituents from police brutality? (via https://t.co/gkEV5Qe4Mc) #BlackLivesMatter

[Mrs. Ron Swanson @flabney]

@tweetelissa, We want to see real action, not a PR statement. What are you doing to protect your Black constituents from police brutality? (via https://t.co/gkEV5Qe4Mc) #BlackLivesMatter

[Mrs. Ron Swanson @flabney]

@cmdgrosso, We want to see real action, not a PR statement. What are you doing to protect your Black constituents from police brutality? (via https://t.co/gkEV5Qe4Mc) #BlackLivesMatter

[Mrs. Ron Swanson @flabney]

@eleanornorton, We want to see real action, not a PR statement. What are you doing to protect your Black constituents from police brutality? (via https://t.co/gkEV5Qe4Mc) #BlackLivesMatter

[sova @MinneSova8]

Positive vibes only.

[sova @MinneSova8]

If you got it from Trader Joe’s, it’s healthy. Including the wine.

It’s science.

[Mrs. Ron Swanson @flabney]

@ShaniaTwain is a revolutionary

[sova @MinneSova8]

Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by Coach buying @katespadeny

[Mrs. Ron Swanson @flabney]

"I bet @instagram is not even going to be a thing anymore by the time I get engaged." -@maryjanewhitee #engagementseason

[Mrs. Ron Swanson @flabney]

Truest test of friendship? Move in with your ~*bffs*~ and see if you still love them after they PUT AN EMPTY @BritaUSA BACK IN THE FRIDGE

[Mrs. Ron Swanson @flabney]

My only drunk text of the night consisted of the word "well". This means I'm maturing ...right?

[sova @MinneSova8]

When you hear @KKGUTK won chapter of the year