lou-E 🧐

7ft2, deep voice, strong and with muscles

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

i…. holy not on my 2025 bingo card batman…

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

my fake plastic love💔🥀

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

love wins <3

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

just had to spend £24,000 on ivf purely to appease my wife.

fuck my infertile chungus life.

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

this year i promise i’m gunna pass the bechdel test

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

i guess my new year’s resolution is gunna have to be to stop watching so much JOI. i ruined everyone’s evening at the countdown to midnight yesterday.

apologies again.

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

all it takes is a little digging to find out where your tax money is going…

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

Squilliam should’ve won that episode of House Fancy

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

i sit as idle autumn leaves tethered to a grand oak tree. she… she is the wind.

yeah, cos i need her to blow me!

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

@Mandrew149 you’ve moved four places up the list

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE AND COOKING THEM AND EATING THEM

[Tony @bloodylikeabod]

What’s your UN-WOKEST opinion?

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

when i was 12 i was certain that the only thing that stood between me and worldwide fame was being able to afford an elgato game capture

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

call me a satanist the way i’m sack-religious

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

is this too much to ask?

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

now they tryna say Penn touched Teller and that’s why he’s quiet

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

Calling all people of the Twitterverse who are into stocks/investing!

Do you guys know if you can short the housing market but only a singular house? I’m not sure I’m going to be able to pay my Mum the rent this month and want to short my own house.
Is this possible?

Thanks!

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

they should make a reiki for men where instead of essential oils it’s warhammer glue and instead of crystals it’s just regular old rocks

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

grounding myself by stepping barefoot in dogshit

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

“i ain’t reading all that” ok? as an avid reader (i tend to get through 4-5 books a week), reading, say, a long message, just doesn’t seem like a task to me at all; in fact, a lot of women have ended relationships with me because i’m ‘too much of a book worm’ ; funnily enough.

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

just got my 13th yeast infection, call that the bakers dozen

[lou-E 🧐 @flacccidreflux]

“in the future they’ll have flying cars”

[Karina 🫧 @cutieekarinaa]

@LazlosGhost I go for weekly autism tests as my doctor is so hot and I’m gagging to give him the best sloppy ever