The OSHA Violation known as Soft Machine

We are the meat machines employed at @SoftMachineInc.
The only thing we got in common with actual machines is we don't get paid enough.

You can call us Dave

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Can't believe Gwen has to put up with this
https://t.co/JxziJDT9w0

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

In the hard days ahead, I will take joy in the knowledge that I can ruin your day merely by getting out of bed in the morning.

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@MelissaWegman3 @ettingermentum Had an issue in the rurals but better urban and suburban gains

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@Elvis_Bob @vodkasnowflake Like geez it's almost like being on the right makes you bad and the concept of a sane and reasonable conservative opposition that doesn't hate life and the concept of happiness is completely delusional or something

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@Elvis_Bob @vodkasnowflake Ever heard of the southern strategy?
1. Didn't start with Reagan
2. They deliberately courted the christian nationalists and white supremacists, they were not co-opted by them.
3. Did this literally as a basis for their modern existence as a party.

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@Elvis_Bob @vodkasnowflake Oh okay he wasn't opposing gay marriage he was just deliberately carrying out a genocide of the gays which really backs up your point that the GOP was a sane and reasonable force in politics at any point in modern history

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@shinosarna @vodkasnowflake Where were those homophobes and racists hanging out before maga energized them exactly?

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@Gallus11B @vodkasnowflake Then we don't want the normal republicans that fucking love MAGA to stick around.

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@lefttwick @ettingermentum There hasn't been a single time in my life where I had to deal with a regulatory agency on an individual level and it made my life less convenient or free, except maybe customs at the airport

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@fearsythed @MarxNotNarcs @souljagoytellem I mean other than the fact those clowns did a hostile takeover by deliberately sabotaging their electoral chances in 2019 in order to scapegoat Corbyn for the loss and then sailed to victory last year because the Tories were historically unpopular?

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@maxo531 @TERF_Father @detranslaw Someone's perception of themselves and expectations of your behavior because of that self perception is, in fact, useful information. Even if you don't fully understand the exact concept that the perception is built around. You're asking all communication be cross qualia lol

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@blockchaineco22 @Pro__Trading @WillRabbe @TheWeekendMSNBC Good thing Trump is promising to blow it on the economy then

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@dakplswin3 @Kanusfoot @fizzbhau @sam_d_1995 @ettingermentum @ImNotOwned Apparently a pac of Clinton or Bust voters from 2008

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@CollinRugg @VetBruce None of Megan Fox's kids are trans, she has never claimed her kids are trans, her kids have never said they're trans, they like dressing like that and you're a weirdo trying to police the outfits a bunch of children wear

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@ettingermentum You can either have a healthy marriage or be a republican.

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@theRedLefty @AnaKasparian Oh she wants to do that, published a whole article about jumping into it head first because she didn't like getting criticism for hating the homeless.

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@esjesjesj By this definition Hitler and Mussolini were not fascist because Hitler didn't abolish the Reichstag and Mussolini's takeover was a legal process within the preexisting liberal framework.