GERALDO HEAD

Used a trashbag microwave that a crackhead gave me at the gas station for 10 years

[Lester bangs @st3llab1ue]

I accidentally just said “ain’t no sweat off my dick” to a group of customers

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[gal debored @ckayerawlings]

I cannot stress enough how much this audio means to me.

[Calico @2Calico]

OFFICIAL🚨: Prisoners from C-block at the Arizona State Penitentiary, a residential prison housing unit for sex offenders, have taken over the Iron Banner playlist inside of Destiny 2 and are currently using the Jade Rabbit exotic scout rifle

[I Am Fallout @falloutplays]

Fuck Sony

[GERALDO HEAD @flaccidtrout]

@geoffkeighley Destiny

[GERALDO HEAD @flaccidtrout]

@Terminador77991 @ValkyrieWings_ Not even close

[GERALDO HEAD @flaccidtrout]

@zenkoa_ @LukeCB14 Just curious as I haven't used this much, what makes this weapon so good for you?

[GERALDO HEAD @flaccidtrout]

@geoffkeighley Destiny 3

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

[bamarcus @bamrcus]

Hate gaming with mexicans theyre always fucking lagging or moaning on the mic

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Zohran Mamdani is forcing New Yorkers to play Master Crota's End with him.

"I want the armor set bonus for my solar titan build."

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Going to urgent care is like paying $40 to have someone else google your symptoms

[GERALDO HEAD @flaccidtrout]

@NVIDIAGeForce new halo would look mighty good on a new card
#RTXPowersPlay

[Chief Keith @pangaeafan]

drug dealers used to always have some wild ass biology in their house. you’d go over to buy a gram of weed and a cat would be giving birth in the corner

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

There’s no reason I should be smelling it in the parking lot of Aldis

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Twizzlers taste like as if someone was vaguely thinking of cherries whilst melting plastic bags into a pasta noodle press

[GERALDO HEAD @flaccidtrout]

@de3dsoul @ghostonki 1