Northern CPA

Husband, father, tax guy. Joe Flacco's biggest fan.

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

Bump

[Joe Flacco @JoeFlacco]

Never doubt your ability to do something great.

[Zac Jackson @AkronJackson]

I watch these college quarterbacks and think that Joe Flacco might have a job in the NFL until he’s 73.

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@ScarlettMerlot @LRinaldiArt No one works harder to protect and defend pedos than MAGA. Many such cases.

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@nthng2c576169 @factpostnews I was shitting blood for a month because I had a little bit of lettuce on a cheeseburger. You are completely retarded if you still support this clown or this government. But as long as you cover your eyes and ears then you don't have to accept responsibility for your own choices.

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@nthng2c576169 @factpostnews Nobody could have predicted that deregulating food safety and putting an unqualified, incompetent puppet in charge of the department of health would have resulted in all of these recalls. It can't be that our current government is braindead stupid. It all must be a conspiracy!

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@2Terrilphillips @SoualiganAmazon Fake conservative defending the poor, misunderstood government from criticism. I've truly seen it all now 😂.

Pro tip: the incompetent federal government is directly responsible for inflation with a self-manufactured energy crisis and jacked up import taxes. Hope this helps!

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@TedLohr @DandMussoccer Agreed, this is a better idea than 64 teams. Maybe top 4 three seeds automatically advance and bottom 8 three seeds each face off 5v12, 6v11, 7v10, 8v9. Would mitigate collusion in those late 3rd group matches and give parity to teams in early groups.

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

Certified ball knower

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@dosinaga2 How else are we supposed to find out if Kane or Mbappe is the superior diver?

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@dosinaga2 How else are we supposed to find out if Kane or Mbappe is the superior diver?

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@jeffwellz There's only 8 if you exclude the fuckery in 1966.

1 Argentina
2 Brazil
3 England*
4 France
5 Germany
6 Italy
7 Spain
8 Uruguay
9 West Germany

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@LMillerInATL @poordart @ReOpenChris Hey mate, you sound like you might be interested in a great deal on some oceanfront property in Kansas.

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@Billie_T Nah but Kane has been begging to get booked and sent off for simulation every match.

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@Capt_Fishpaste Interesting that you forgot to mention scoring a goal that never crossed the line in the 1966 final. Can England actually win their first legitimate WC in the VAR era?

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@DailyTaxMemes England still too high.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.

The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@DailyTaxMemes 👀

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@IraGilligan The paternity leave policy at my first firm was just the boomer partners giggling while asking "Who had the baby? Him or his wife?" and you would be lucky to get more than 2 days. Top 50 firm btw.

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@FrancineHibiscs You can buy an OTA antenna from Target for $15-$30 and plug it in to the coaxial port of your non-smart TV. You may have to temporarily unplug your cable box to do this. Just make sure you have a coaxial cable long enough to set up the antenna close ish to a south/east window.

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@LoZabransky S-corp owner gifted shares of S-corp valued close to lifetime estate exemption to his adult kids. IRS challenged the valuation claiming the shares were worth more and that he owed gift tax. I quit before finding out the results, but the valuation was garbage so IRS probably won.

[Northern CPA @FlaccoIsElite]

@LoZabransky @mountainwesttax I second this. BNA and CCH planners are from the stone ages. Holistiplan is modern and easy for clients to understand.