Julian Flack (parody)

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[Julian Flack (parody) @flackisms]

godzilla godzilla I fucking love godzilla please show me godzilla tweets

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Jorge Ronald Reagan Tolkien

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health

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BREAKING: Donald Trump announces that Glossu “Beast” Rabban will head department of foreign affairs

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they should invent toilet paper that doesn’t turn red when you use it

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i don’t know a single jew that plays mancala

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pregaming therapy

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severe oversight on my part. corrected version attached. apologies to all zero people who saw my original tweet.

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more like E Pluribus Scrotum

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Swedish Pop Smoke be like djor djor

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big boobs but in a corporate way. like big pharma

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say what you will about religious people but they know how to build a structure

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my new year’s resolution is to be more polite to chatgpt

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super normal takes coming out of the zionist camp

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I got that dog in me (he needs a treat sometimes)

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Oh No! Sen. Dianne Feinstein Has Respawned https://t.co/MDbK3raCay

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@eggedovereasy good tweet trina

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man is it great to be able to open up this app and watch a genocide happen in real time! listening to people debate whether ethnic cleansing is good or bad is surely very good for our collective mental health

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Question for anyone who has seen Oppenheimer: Does Cillian Murphy dangle hog in this? The pre-release press seemed to imply that he hangs snake but I'm only hearing word of "nudity" and not explicitly talking about him dropping sausage on-screen. Does he air out some worm?

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i’ve never seen a cop with a good tattoo