David Kellis

[David Kellis @flacks76]

I lost my wife at a Uniqlo in New York. I eventually found her and discovered the unique story of Uniqlo @uniqlousa https://t.co/VPK3LbT4Cq

[David Kellis @flacks76]

@dannychau That was beautiful writing, Danny Chau!

[David Kellis @flacks76]

Waymo announces $16 billion funding round https://t.co/Qwj8RGBlFx - I thought they'd get way mo... @ringer

[David Kellis @flacks76]

Ever wonder what are the hardest places to pronounce in the U.S.? I've compiled a list. Just to entertain you.

https://t.co/C6T0ujPjXj

Here are a few:

#balacynwyd
#Quogue
#sheboygan
#sanluisobispo

[David Kellis @flacks76]

We need @PabloTorre to investigate Jaylen Brown’s hairline. The facts are sprayed all over the place.

[David Kellis @flacks76]

@DavidShoemaker That was brilliant. I did see the Hulk Hogan beat the Iron Shiek in 1984 and saw the Shiek beat my hero Bob Backlund in 1983. The way you romanticize pro wrestling is a true gift. Your obituary is the best piece of writing about something insignificant that I’ve ever read. Kudos

[David Kellis @flacks76]

Does your dog have #FritoPaws? They’re a real thing. Read story below. #dogsofX #dogs #pets

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[David Kellis @flacks76]

Read my Substack about my experience in Big Sur at Esalen, “The epicenter of the human potential movement.” And I think you’ll be moved by this story. I now have potential to be human. @esalen #BigSur #esalen

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[David Kellis @flacks76]

#EarthDay Confessional

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[David Kellis @flacks76]

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#EarthDay

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@Eagles 1, 5, 6

[David Kellis @flacks76]

Happy #EarthMonth - To celebrate, I’ve created a cartoon series called Environmental Confessional starring Al Gore as the priest. https://t.co/jLTFNQpNVv

#sustainability #sustainable
#AlGore

[David Kellis @flacks76]

#SBLIX https://t.co/omio4Rj2k7 Imagine John Facenda from #NFLFilms in his deep voice saying, “In the first half of Super Bowl 59, the Eagles vaunted ‘Bend but not Break’ defense didn’t even bend.” #EaglesNation #GoBirds

[David Kellis @flacks76]

This is what your #wordle board looks like as an Eagles fan like every day leading up to #SBLIX  - even if it puts you at a disadvantage #GoBirds

[David Kellis @flacks76]

The “really illegal” aliens are coming out of the ocean in droves and in drones, and the U.S. is focused on human deportations. https://t.co/Rm6s7Th6SB

#ufotwitter #UFOTwitter #UAPTwitter #UFO #UFOs #UAP #UAPs #UFOSighting #UAPx #Drones

[David Kellis @flacks76]

With the ICE raids, going on, while extraterrestrial aliens are literally flying over the country, we may be focusing on the wrong illegal aliens. Read my take on this. https://t.co/Rm6s7Th6SB

#ufos #ufo #Immigration #UAPs

[David Kellis @flacks76]

My dog is eating again! My dog is eating again! Check out the story. https://t.co/L8LIggzSLL #pets

[David Kellis @flacks76]

#ElectionDay

[David Kellis @flacks76]

There will be no Third debate? Great! It’s time to #TurnthePage on Trump and his antics. Read the one-minute story

https://t.co/Twl440U9LD

[David Kellis @flacks76]

We fight, we win! Here is a funny guide to few other chants to look forward to tonight in the in the #Kamala speech
#DNCConvention2024

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