Amber Flaesgarten

All men must die. But we are not men.

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

On the list of minor inconveniences that will absolutely ruin my entire day, having to shower with a band-aid on my finger definitely tops the list.

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

@KaeLeighMae @Brindabella24 Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

In the span of 2 days I lost a constitutional right and my husband was sent to training out of state for over a month. If anyone needs me I will be in a corner crying and death gripping a bottle of wine until I can breathe again. Thanks.

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

@marley_toth As you should. 🖤

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

You had 50 fucking years to ensure that steps were taken to guarantee abortion access and you did nothing. Fuck you.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

The Supreme Court has upheld precedent and protected access to abortion for decades. Now, due to extremist Republicans and conservative justices on the court, Roe could be overturned.

We will fight back. Republicans must answer for their relentless attacks on Americans’ rights.

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

I can't sleep. I just finished reading the 98 page draft of alitos opinion to overturn Roe. The way this opinion is worded, do not be surprised when Obergefell and Griswold go next. This isn't over. I am terrified.

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

@marley_toth Weakness.

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

5 is an unofficial even number. Fight me.

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

I feel deep sadness for people who have never worked in the service industry and understood the satisfaction you feel when ice gets stuck at the top of the machine and it all comes down at once when you hit it.

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

Every morning Taylor gets up to go to work and I am almost always parked behind him. But does he wake me up to move my car? No. He does it himself. Ladies if he wanted to he would, ok?! 🥺🥺

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

My greatest regret in life is that I didn't think to play Rains of Castamere at my wedding.

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

@KaeLeighMae

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

I used the "what font are you" filter on tiktok and got Ariel Black twice. I will be jumping off a cliff now. Thank you.

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

Day 9 of 2022. Danny Tanner is dead....

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

@bekka_marie22 But seriously.... no business making the bard that hot in season 2. No business at all.

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

Jaskier had no business being that fine in #thewitcherseason2

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

@bekka_marie22 I binge watched both seasons in 2 days

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

Some days you're a Rick and some days you're a Morty. Strive to make every day a Rick day.

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

Every single mean ass bitch from high school is either a nurse or an elementary school teacher now. Prove me wrong.

[Amber Flaesgarten @flaesgarten]

Being attracted to the villain is all fun and games until you're watching a DOCUMENTARY about scientology and you see a young David Miscavige....