Christopher Flagg

...not a real Flagger

[Christopher Flagg @flagger100]

business idea: salsa jars with wider mouths

[Christopher Flagg @flagger100]

"sorry guys, she doesn't like the person I am around you."

"whatever. let'ssssss go."

[Christopher Flagg @flagger100]

Saint Patrick was probably cool with the snakes in Ireland but then his girlfriend gave him an ultimatum.

[Christopher Flagg @flagger100]

has anyone informed the Philadelphia cricket club that it's not in Philadelphia?

[Christopher Flagg @flagger100]

big miss from @Fritolay by not doing a they not like utz commercial.

[Christopher Flagg @flagger100]

there's more than one way to skin a cat? ok well that's cool but I just need the easiest way.

[Christopher Flagg @flagger100]

sometimes I google shit like chess for 10 minutes just to make my ads less pathetic

[Christopher Flagg @flagger100]

I mean I didn't, but did anyone hear can't you see by Marshall Tucker Band and think the lyrics were "one eyed woman been doing to me"

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

Mobsters beating up a shopkeeper for protection money. Very naughty!

Shopkeeper's not paying their protection money. Exactly as naughty!

#Futurama

[Christopher Flagg @flagger100]

fun fact about spaghettios: you don't even have to heat it up.

[Enezator @Enezator]

That's definitely a 10/10

[Christopher Flagg @flagger100]

@marebear_pig more like a stitchuationship

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@marebear_pig who's the lucky guy

[Christopher Flagg @flagger100]

@alexwittchen kookoo for kornacki

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upset I didn't come up with the idea for a pink jabroni club costume earlier.

[Christopher Flagg @flagger100]

has anyone used the term mingling my ding-a-ling before?

[Christopher Flagg @flagger100]

@cboehnke @flaggerflix thank goodness, I've been looking for half a petabyte

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

Sheesh. 40,000 channels and only 150 of them have anything good on.

#Futurama

[Christopher Flagg @flagger100]

@marebear_pig so you don't support trans people?