creepy jawn

you ain’t not no funny to nobody else, neither 🥸 my tweets are my own and may not be modified slightly to make you seem more interesting on Facebook

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

His name is Pat. He works at Mayfair Beverage. He grew up on Oakmont St & recently moved into a duplex on Battersby with his gf Kim and their kids. He’s got a Celtic cross tattoo, his own name in old English on his forearm & one that says “what goes around come’s around”

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

I unlocked $45 Rush tickets for Sunset Boulevard on Broadway on @TodayTix! https://t.co/YywhjehW3G

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

@DisneyPlus My annual D+ renews in November. If I bundle, I lose several months I’ve already paid for. What can I do about this?

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

@philly_captain Princeton

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

Spumoni? I’m no Rockefeller HAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHA yes one kid size vanilla thanks no I won’t leave a tip

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

Why do people treat buying gelato with the same fervor and intention that they would put into buying a car?

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

Babe what do you think? You’re right dark chocolate is too much. Fine ok pistachio it is. I know I know it’s always a green flavor but like hear me out this is a little more premium than mint chocolate chip and you said I should treat myself

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

Joe: I don’t understand how I have no storage on my phone to install this update

Joe, also: these videos are from a day where I recorded the cats reactions to all of the music I was listening to.

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

@duolingo DUO I DONT THINK YOURE GONNA TEACH ME ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

Here it is, Philadelphia

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

So my neighbor just spray painted a rectangle in the street in front of his house and tried to create his own spot and that’s not how this works I laugh every time I see it

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

@nanglish I feel like once they tried to warn me but I had never seen the show they were referencing that apparently he was on and then 🤯

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

@wtflanksteak lol he looks like Lisa Rinna on a bad day

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

@mggschwrtz She’s the current Satine in Moulin Rouge! LOL I really hated the show but she was great 😹

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

WHAT

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

This is your annual reminder that Come From Away is available on AppleTV

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

Really loving the first week of this class where one of the assignments is to read chapters 1 through 5 only to find out the ~200 page book only has 5 chapters.

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

@kaathysue I mean hell yea let’s celebrate Reba I’m all for it, but like, what’s her angle here. I need more info about this sudden spike in Reba related activities and what this means for the planet

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

Why do I feel like I’m the only person concerned about the number of corn mazes themed around Reba McEntire?

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

I have 5 Bluesky invites if anyone wants one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[creepy jawn @flagpoleGLITTA]

Here it is, Philadelphia

[party mom @fifimcfae]

barbie was so good that i forgot to tweet about the guy in the pink fedora who stood up during the nicole kidman movies monologue and recited it aloud with his hat over his heart. and then everyone applauded him. i love you philadelphia.