🛩️ GAY 9/11 Beanie Baby™️

From the suburbs to the beaches, from Mexico to Iraq, teenagers have been self-identifying as "emo" for years and it still manages to confound the mainstream.

[🛩️ GAY 9/11 Beanie Baby™️ @flagpondjohn]

Praise the lord that in this trying time we still have the guiding light and loving wisdom of radio person Delilah

[blessika 🤠🇵🇸 @snailtechnician]

new owl just dropped

[i am @hotter]

people don’t even drunk call you like they used to

[🛩️ GAY 9/11 Beanie Baby™️ @flagpondjohn]

ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME :( :( :(

(my ai girlfriend is being mean to me)

[sploot @Splootle]

Are motorcycle cops less likely to murder people? Like they’re always having a good time so they spare the lives of civilians?

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Nobody is glowing like the coworker who is about to quit

[🛩️ GAY 9/11 Beanie Baby™️ @flagpondjohn]

@The8bitidiot @herdesignerskin he got bought out during covid and took the money. Saw him live two years ago. He's great

[🛩️ GAY 9/11 Beanie Baby™️ @flagpondjohn]

@CasualThursday saw them live cause there was nothing to do on a thursday and oh buddy, they rip. A lot of tambourine but great show.

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

I didn’t even need anything from the grocery store, I just came to hear some Gin Blossoms.

[trash jones @jzux]

“zohran’s wife tweeted bad stuff at age 15” ok have you seen what the president of the United States is currently tweeting at age 79

[Brett @BrettRedacted]

Conan’s ubiquity on the internet is a stark reminder that I’ve never once seen anybody share a clip from Jay Leno

[DEADWORLDRADIO.COM @deadworldradio]

Afroman is single handedly destroying an insanely corrupt sheriff's department in some small Ohio town by making complete clowns of them. Its amazing

[Mandy Arthur @mandyarthur]

They’re going to blow up the world before they admit what they did on that island.

[🛩️ GAY 9/11 Beanie Baby™️ @flagpondjohn]

I thought there was no way he could top how utter dogshit he was before

[Sinfulskin @Sinfulskin2]

Be Honest: Did you think Trump’s Second Presidency would be this bad?

[hottiepants @punishedpants]

multiple members of congress just engaging in open racism and white supremacy

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

Opening up the pissed off app to get pissed off as a break from my job where I don’t make that much money

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖛𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓 @mary_got_grace]

Young people might not believe this but the internet used to be really fun

[Yosarian2 @YosarianTwo]

"How can every election be the most important of our lifetime?" Same way every summer can be the hottest of our lifetime, we keep raising the overall temperature.