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Flag Zombie | 49 | Proud Zombie | Proud Zomboss Supporter | #FuckThePlants | Straight | Male | Professional | I don't wanna say anything but gay zombies ehh...

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I feel pretty HD 4K. And the plants appear to have been Replanted™ on the lawn. Something is a LITTLE weird here...

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@Anderylol

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@Anderylol I'm a Zombie?? Give me your brains??

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Just wanted to say that Crazy Dave visited the Pope 24 hours before his death... Yikes.

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Guys I just don't think GTA VI will be as good as people say. I wasn't contacted for a cameo at all and they actually blocked my email when I tried to message them.

LISTEN ROCKSTAR... Expect a rather large horde at your headquarters. I'm getting in the game.

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Kanye, we can't collab anymore. I'm sorry.

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I dislike minors.

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DO NOT SEARCH UP GOONING NOR EDGING. IT IS NOT NEEDED FOR MY PLANS AND POLE VAULTER IS A MORONIC LITTLE PIG FUCKER WHO IS PROVIDING FALSE INFORMATION TO SCREW UP PLANS. THAT DUMB PLANT SUPPORTER, PAID BY CRAZY DAVE I BET.

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I've found the terms 'gooning' and 'edging' that I'll be putting research into. Not sure what these words mean but I believe it could be beneficial for my plan of Zombie world domination.

Pole Vaulter gave me this info and as much as I hate him, I need all the info I can get.

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@cchomperr

YOU'RE NOT FREE FROM MY WRATH OF TERROR.

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I believe we should get every single Imp lined up, get their Gargantuars and toss all of them through Crazy Dave's window and end the bastard.

I'm sure that when we break in, we'll find that group of Marigold's that I bet that Chomper was given for his little recon mission.

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@DancingZombiee I've got my one eye on you too.
#FuckThePlants #CrazyDaveIsATerrorist

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I put in all my brown jackets with all my red flags in the laundry machine. Let me just say that I'm going to be out of commission for a few weeks.

I blame the plants, of course. All of their fault, not mine. Fuck them dude.

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I literally shit so hard my gumball fell out of my eyehole and landed on the ground with a loud thud, cracking one of my floor tiles.

You'll be paying for damages you dumbass Plants.

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Hey guys. I don't have any medical conditions but I suddenly feel like I have a case of IBS here on the toilet...

I have no medical records of ever having IBS until now... The Plants are CLEARLY using some sort of fucking plant rays to get me shitting and I'm going to prove it.

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I've been alerted by an enemy encroaching on Zombie territory and who else if not the plants. A CHOMPER was caught DIGGING UNDERGROUND at Zombie base planting little microphones and hiding micro-cameras.

Spies, really? This is a new low Crazy Dave. I've got my one eye on you.

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My eyeball fell out of my head and landed into a eyehole-sized coin slot machine, taking my eye and exchanging it for a big gumball.

This, of course, occurred when I just got my laundry fucked up by the plants. Coincidence? I think NOT.

#fucktheplants #crazydaveisaterrorist

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@cchomperr #goon

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We could arrange this😏