David

Negative. I'm a meat popsicle.

[David @flaizality]

@MtStHelensWA Or Harry Truman posing with you.

[David @flaizality]

.@CenturyLinkBiz continues to be the worst

[David @flaizality]

I'm not sure if my blood pressure can handle anymore time on the phone with @CenturyLinkBiz customer support.

[David @flaizality]

@MartianDays Are you driving a Bentley!? That's nuts.

[David @flaizality]

@PeteFerryman @fox12oregon It's a lot smaller, but still burning this evening.

[David @flaizality]

Ian M. Banks would be proud

[David @flaizality]

@Walmart Have you had a breach of data from your seller center? I'm getting targeted phishing emails from a https://t.co/WTehO4wmTy (not https://t.co/0VB0KVxYvm) email.

[David @flaizality]

@mischiefanimals

[Martin SFP Bryant @MartinSFP]

@benedictevans Teenage Engineering: the brand I love but will never buy.

[David @flaizality]

@SoylentHHH It's happening and I hate it. And I'm guilty of having way too many subscriptions.

[David @flaizality]

I was researching dawn simulator alarm clocks and one that seems to be dominating search results right now is the [name redacted]*. It's $200 and requires the use of an app with a subscription. Search results are dominated by positive reviews. But something seemed off...

[David @flaizality]

What's the point? I don't know. Be skeptical?

And money may not buy you happiness, but it will buy you some cheap manufacturing, a TikTok marketing campaign, some good SEO, and a bunch of fake app store reviews, so you can make more money.

The virtuous cycle in action.

[David @flaizality]

The app has a 4.4 rating in the Google Play store. Looks good...

But all the recent reviews are just dragging it.

-Why is an app required to use this lamp?

-App won't connect. Please fix.

-DON'T BUY!!

[David @flaizality]

Cocaine Bear sequel?

[David @flaizality]

Ever hear of Ketto? It's the Indian GoFundMe. And if you ever use it you will be pushed their obnoxious ads nonstop.

[David @flaizality]

The last 5 minutes was just photos of him with celebrities. There was one with Will Smith that didn't include a slap joke. (Great.) And the way he pronounced Kylie Minogue's name when showing his picture with her makes me think he has no idea who she is.

[David @flaizality]

.@ZahiHawass sure wants you to know how incredible he is. 30 minute video advertising his tour company then 10 minute video about how amazing he is. This better be good. #ZahiLive

[David @flaizality]

I may have been too hard on him. That was an interesting, if rushed talk. A lot of incredible imagery and stories.

[David @flaizality]

https://t.co/HElZy1hRv4

[David @flaizality]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 16 years, since 9 May 2007 (via @twi_age).