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head empty send tweet (he/him)

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

YEAR IN TV: 2021 💥

[SZA @sza]

Was tryna be polite but I really need a new season of severance right the fuck now .

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

went 6x platinum on my phone

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

double homicide omg…….

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

SZA to Apple Music on the ultimate Capricorn song in her discography:

“I’m trying to think of the driest song that I have - it’s ‘Nobody Gets Me.’”

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

@gebrialmorton drop the letterboxd king!

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

not everyone i namedropped on letterboxd got snubbed for an oscar this morning 😭😭 my curse i fear

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

obsessed with the use of the timpani in jlo’s love don’t cost a thing

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

i have stupid thoughts again so i will be breaking my twitter silence for the new year

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

“baby i just don’t get it, do you enjoy being hurt?” is such a fucking funny way to open a love song

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

“final analysis” is sending me….. onika drop the letterboxd!

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

She’s strikingly gorgeous in person. Btw, the entire cast of this movie nailed it. The film is so visually stimulating. The actors can actually act, & the comedic timing is actually on time. Bravo. I’ll see it again & give my final analysis around the 21st. Will Ferrell, I💖U

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

this jersey club/UK garage fusion…… oh they made this song for ME

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

i’m mad none of yall told me jorja smith put out a UK funky song last month

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

@ppinkplanties not even done yet but i hate vanessa sm!!

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

just used the word “opine” on a work call

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

not this air quality on the week i quit vaping

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

most of adulthood is just like….. rotations of new prescription creams and watchlists of shows i will never binge

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

@saamcactus if it is to be said, so it be- so it is!

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

@saamcactus when i get a print of greg's testimony before congress and frame it then what!

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

@saamcactus ummmm can you send the link.

[brandon @flakesofbrandon]

lab results came in and my doctor encouraged me to eat MORE carbs

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

Every scene of SUCCESSION:

Kendall: What’s the play, the vibe? Marco Polo titfucking us around the Cape of Good Hope?

Shiv: I mean…sure, if your nose is sewn onto the back of your ballsack(scolding look)

Roman: (raises eyebrows)Looks like we’re takin a looong whiff of taint