Americans In Canada...
An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up.
As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife calls out to him, โAsk them where we are!โ So the husband walks in, pays, and asks, โBy the way, where are we?โ
To which the attendant answers, โSaskatoon, Saskatchewan.โ
The man goes back to his car and the wife asks, โWhere are we?โ
โHe doesn't speak English" replies the husband.
Lmaooo, boys just dey follow me for one single tweet. Just know that 90% of my tweet is me supporting Arsenal, HATING on ManUnited and complaining about Nigeria's situation.
Not my baby becoming a "Career influencer" overnight because of his viral tweet!!! You people are in for the shock of your lives when next Arsenal is playing ๐ญ
4th year Uni, I was looking for IT placement. I wanted to work for an airline or any aviation company. I went to Lagos briefly, 4 months before my IT was supposed to begin. I lived in Akure, Uni was FUTA, didn't know my way around Lagos. I just told my dad to drop me around the airport, that I will find my way from there. My Dadย was working in Lagos at the time.
I started from Arik's facility, dropped my resume off at the gate, they wouldn't let me see anyone. I bought 1500 recharge card for the gateman to help me push my resume haha. Walked from Arik all the way to Execujet, EAN (Intl airport side), dropped my resume everywhere.
On my walk back, I passed the Nigerian Air Force hangar again, I had passed it on my way before but didn't stop by because "who I be to enter airforce facility". Omo, I just went back, knocked on the gate, I was tired af. One soldier opened, I explained what I was looking for. I asked him if I could sit for a bit. He was like "you get mind o". I begged him to help me see any "Oga". He took me to see Someone, Right there, right there, the person said they had one more spot for the month I wanted to start. That was how I got in. Worked on the C130 for 5 months, met amazing people. It was an experience! First picture was my first day