Alexander Flamilton

pantsuit aficionado

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

i invented a kind of rubber band that's even stretchier than normal and it's called the rubbest band

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

i was originaly cast in rogue one but got fired after insisting on sayig "looks like we need a new thing to hope for" after every scene

[Alexander Flamilton @flam_dunk]

@GenaSade phantom menace > rogue one > force awakens

[Alexander Flamilton @flam_dunk]

Nothing like a completed to-do list to remind you of all the things you've been procrastinating putting on your to-do list

[Alexander Flamilton @flam_dunk]

Too true https://t.co/MGCFgltmV7

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Home For The Holidays! The 8 People You Always Run Into https://t.co/bs2H4vn1Lx

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

wow i cant believe they made two entire spin-off trilogies based off the events of Rogue One and are alredy workig on a third

[Alexander Flamilton @flam_dunk]

Are you kidding? I'd pay anything to be able to do that. https://t.co/qwSKvQIgRz

[amir @blumenfeld]

Regardless of the restaurant, my order is ALWAYS the same: "The closest thing to salami, bye."

[Alexander Flamilton @flam_dunk]

I got: You’ve Been Hired As An Unpaid Intern At Doug Lipstick’s All-Eel Zoo! https://t.co/8XbXllZONs via @clickhole

[BarryUhMusing @MatureTrumpTwts]

Final Wisconsin vote's verified. Hope we now can put this behind us & focus on the bright future we all want for our country #inthistogether https://t.co/TPNkLqfLub

[Ken M @horseysurprise]

mountains get big cause they have no natural predators

[Alexander Flamilton @flam_dunk]

I certainly wouldn't https://t.co/rpIeMdd8HF

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Wow. What do you think? https://t.co/ZCB9ZktUgH

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

The Teletubbies Slowed Down 500% Is Horrifying, But No More So Than Daily Life

[amir @blumenfeld]

"Thai Food" is the only Asian food that has FOOD in the title. You never say "Chinese Food." Actually, nevermind. You do. Submit tweet.

[Alexander Flamilton @flam_dunk]

My Entire Life, But Sped Up 1% Every Time I Say "Bee" (2:31)

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

.@chancetherapper you could...

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Say I won't add Dear Theodosia to my set list. Say I won't