FlaMango 🥭

A long-legged feathery flamango.🦩
A positive pessimist.
Trying to do life, but have no instructions. Just winging it.

[FlaMango 🥭 @flamangorilla]

what a ride... #sonkezsençalkapımı

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Falling out of love with someone is one of the strangest feelings. One day you're having butterflies and dreaming of the future, next day you're feeling nothing and can't picture them in your life anymore.

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Can we make it mandatory for eurovision contestants to go through media training before the show?
#Eurovision2026

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How did Austria manage to host one of the greatest editions in 2015 and one of the worst in 2026? Truly a mystery.
#Eurovision2026

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This has been the worst eurovision year in a long time, quality, performance and production wise. The only reason I checked in on the final voting results was to make sure Israel didn't win, cause eurovision wouldn't survive it. #Eurovision2026

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Hot take: Are they sensitive or are they helpless and inadequate as an individual because they haven't been taught to use their head, any problem solving skills or how to deal with their own feelings?
#hottake

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I feel like I'm a hopeless romantic stuck in the body of a realist

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What do you call the second child out of four with a significant age difference with the youngest one? The older middle child? The last edition of the first half of the offspring? The forgotten one?

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Late night random ideas: potential #SNL hosts edition:

1. Joe Keery as the host and musical guest with a cameo from Sabrina Carpenter
2. Jack Black (school of rock, nacho libre and anaconda themed sketches)
3. Snoop Dog co-hosting with Martha Stewart

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I am at the stage of adulthood where I have snacks as meals cause I can't be bothered to cook. Pickles and cheese for dinner and a tangerine for dessert, cause why the f not.

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I should not have to teach your child not to pull someone else from their private parts under a shower. Or punch them in the face with a fist. That's the job of a parent. BASIC MANNERS! Leave the math and geometry to teachers and just teach your kids to respect others!

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I feel like it's an unpopular opinion these days, but a teachers job is to educate your children, give them knowledge and teach them a few special skills, NOT basic manners. The amount of children who lack social awareness and empathy increases at an alarming rate.

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I'm at an age where I'm too old, I know myself too well, I've got solid friends who appreciate and respect me and I've been single for too long to just settle for anyone. The bar is high. And you can thank years of independent life and my best friend for that.

[FlaMango 🥭 @flamangorilla]

I'm lucky to have a chosen family that doesn't judge me, that supports me and asks me how I'm doing. That tells me they love me and appreciate me. That makes plans with me. Sometimes the family you choose has a more positive impact on your life than the one you were born into.

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One of the worst feelings is realising that your family isn't interested in you at all. They don't ask how or what you're doing, they don't listen when you try to share something with them, they talk over you, they don't remember anything you've told them, they don't see you...

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As painful as this realisation is, it has also brought a sense of clarity and some relief. It's the first step to letting go. Letting go of the feeling that you're not enough, letting to of the constant feeling like you've disappointed your parents.

[Televizyon Dünyası @TvDunyasii]

CiftKişilikOda BirŞansDaha

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@nowtvturkiye @DisneyPlusTR @ciftkisilikoda Really @nowtvturkiye ?? This is the show you decided to cancel? What in the mighty world were you thinking when you made that decision? Were you making shrooms in that meeting?
#ÇiftKişilikOda

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Nothing else would explain the continous premature cancelling of summer dizis that are meant to bring joy and a sense of love and wonder, while shows full of violence and tragedy and ofter times abuse are getting continued. Someone just doesn't want people to feel happy.

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So my theory is that whoever is in charge of cancelling or renewing dizis in NOW (formerly known as FOX), got their heart broken real bad and is now bitter and angry and hates rom-coms and seeing people happy.

#ÇiftKişilikOda
#SendenDahaGüzel
#RuhunDuymaz

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@not_a_funkiller AND Nilüfer's boss girl era. Imagine the outfits, the poise, the powerwalks, the elegance once she finds out she's one of the owners of the hotel
#ÇiftKişilikOda #NilKaan