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The opposite of inspiration is expiration.

[L @flamecalla]

Watching cooking shows makes me sad because there's so much food out there that I haven't eaten yet. #Diaryofafatgirl

[L @flamecalla]

My safe word is "spider!"

[L @flamecalla]

The amount of stress building up in my body has become physically painful. Gonna be a hunched little old lady by the age of 25.

[L @flamecalla]

"She rubs her pussy and the pussies come." @scar_sullivan #CodySays #Superfight

[L @flamecalla]

I'm a fan of subtle subversion - like playing a piano cover of "S&M" for 12 year olds.

[L @flamecalla]

#LatinJokes http://t.co/ya8tXTimfY

[L @flamecalla]

Exactly 3 years ago today! (via @timehop) http://t.co/9ObNS7dzxD

[L @flamecalla]

#WalkUpInTheClubLike "Protect your asses, ladies!" @pseudohumans

[L @flamecalla]

@pseudohumans: "Im all about that alcohol, bout that alcohol, bout that alcohol, no water."

[L @flamecalla]

. http://t.co/uJMF7immFN

[L @flamecalla]

I want to go around taping condoms to the foreheads of sexually active teenagers and tell them "Be safe. Be smart. Don't have babies."

[L @flamecalla]

@kickeduppumps Brandon: If she wasn't three times my size and weight, she might have a chance.

[L @flamecalla]

"Look at that. That's a beautiful burger. Get that burger!" Is that normal or is the waitress coming onto Brandon via food? @kickeduppumps

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Britain’s health service advised healthy women that it was safer to have their babies at home http://t.co/KN5DunGqyo

[L @flamecalla]

Which means I have to do it the hard way. #sober

[L @flamecalla]

Currently don't have enough wine to piece together the logic of a 13-year-old's imagination.

[L @flamecalla]

@kickeduppumps I'm doing the real world equivalent at the moment as well.

[Jessi J @JessiJnx]

#FirstThingsFirst #ImARealist @flamecalla @DukeBrohemian

[L @flamecalla]

Oh shit! Party foul! Someone spilled beer in the candy!