FlameFace11 🏳️‍⚧️

she/her 25 and lover of pizza
profile and banner by @pauchisbas
on bluesky

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted a bit too hard and now it feels like ive got wet beef brisket in my underpants

[etherealbeers @etherealpint]

Shooting thick hot ropes of poop

[FREAM ✦ OFFKAI B9 @FREAM]

Don’t be like me.
Takes a shit in a public space.
Exclaims “man this toilet paper is ass”
Complete silence, followed with a
“…FREAM?”

Sorry for blowing up the offkai all gender bathroom y’all

[rebb ford @rebbford]

haunted to have missed whoever sat here before i arrived. just incredible power. a nameless god walks among us.

[FlameFace11 🏳️‍⚧️ @flameface1]

@itsemilienoel 🍒

[july🐝 @pitfreak_]

good morning

[FlameFace11 🏳️‍⚧️ @flameface1]

@Idiotnightbird @fluppedder How long does it take I'm almost 2 years in

[LISA🦋 @catmoaaw]

My cat was staring out the window, so I joked, "Let me know if the Amazon guy gets here.

Ten minutes later she hit me with the sharpest, most urgent meow I’ve ever heard. Looked outside, and there's the truck.

I am currently negotiating terms of lease with a creature that doesn't pay rent.

[FlameFace11 🏳️‍⚧️ @flameface1]

@CiCiYouLaterTTV Girl what the fuck is up with your job

[Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1]

Since Flock tracks everyone’s location.
it’s only fair we know theirs, too. 👇

🏭 Flock Manufacturing Plant
1885 Mitchell Rd SE, Suite 600,
Mableton, GA 30126

🏢 Flock Headquarters
1170 Howell Mill Rd NW, Suite 210,
Atlanta, GA 30318

They mapped us. Now we're mapping them.

[Jeff Putnam |✍ @TheJeffPutnam]

Since Flock loves to track our locations, it only seems fair that we know theirs.

Flock Safety's new GA plant is located at 1885 Mitchell Rd, Smyrna, GA 30082

Flock went to great lengths to keep that address hidden.

That probably means it should be public info.

[Froot💀 @LichVtuber]

Wheeeeeey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[barstool syria PhD @BarstoolSyria]

Lying ass Airbnb claims to be on a septic system. FACT CHECK: YOURE CONNECTED TO THE SEWER, BITCH

just flushed 50 baby wipes

[smitty werbenjägermanjensen @_letterbxmb]

Please god, why can’t we get one dumbass nurse that loves TikTok more than HIPAA

[FlameFace11 🏳️‍⚧️ @flameface1]

@SasuBunn As a former egg yeahhhhhh

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@SasuBunn My girlfriends would be sad is a gigantic motivator it's helped me

[FlameFace11 🏳️‍⚧️ @flameface1]

@SilvyEditing She looks like she's holding the floodgates on a generational Brown

[FlameFace11 🏳️‍⚧️ @flameface1]

@blankspotato Youtube means eyes eyes means possibility of toys being available easier in the states

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@Madiapop_ No