Cake Spankenheimer

watch me break it down like a folding chair

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

Me: oh my god
AU business student: God ? 😂😪 the only god I know is koGOD 👌💯😩📑 The grind never stops 💵💵😤📈 rip grandma 🙏👼❤️

[Jane Doe @cannabinoided]

I always hated the "veterans only get 1 day" argument against pride month, like bitch you don't see me walking around everywhere demanding a fаggot discount

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

Kevin from home alone deserved it

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

Fuck Israel

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

Anyway time for me to tweet about Eurovision. How the fuck did Armenia make it to the second semifinal

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

@izamamaa He’s homophobic

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

@jakerattlesnk https://t.co/tzX4HhO3Fc

Ok and hardly any other names on this list are English, what’s your point idiot? That you’re too stupid to be able to pronounce it properly?

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

@RealWarnerus Snowflake

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

@rabbitholebot Great! Then it’s continuously working to protect your body

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

@libsoftiktok Get a job Chaya

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

In this world I’m surprised the haven’t commercialized the Jet Stream like a hot lane yet, charging more for eastward flights that use it rather than paying standard rates for a slower flight

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

#hisneckjustdidthat

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

She quit

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

Trumpie girl at work complaining at Galentines happy hour that she had to get moved from her team cuz she was upset her boss told her she has low emotional intelligence when it comes to working in the group and I just had to go like “oh wow that’s crazy”

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

@theflyisin @heyyitsjanea If you’re not succeeding in trying to get pregnant, or dealing with fertility issues, it’s likely you wouldn’t get a regular period every month

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

Easy peel orange is my equivalent of meat falling off the bone

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

At work pronouncing conduit like a frenchman. Cawndwee

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

@AdamMossoff @BurninKaya @GeorgeMasonU how’s this guy gonna know the law if he doesn’t even know how to do some elementary school level research? Seriously?

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

Why are people bitching about some few millions of people on food stamps but kit the billions of dollars that are being spent on a made up useless war

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

@MikeBales Type shit you feed a dog (military combatant) before putting it down (sending to fight with no intent to make sure they return safe)

[Cake Spankenheimer @flamingaycheeto]

@Nickelback Disappointing use of AI