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Director of Fun

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

What I lack in talent I make up for in enthusiasm and charisma

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

I’m all for the advancement of tech, but here I am drunk trying to play it cool with a guy and every time I save a picture or go to search, my phone is like be crazy; text him, send him this pic, DM him on insta. Apple is trying to make me look obsessed

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

I sent this picture to a man I’m trying to seduce, he said I remind him a middle aged man. Is this what you call flirting?

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

My mom came home and asked me if I had meetings today, because I had makeup on. I didn’t have make up on, I’m just this flawless 💁🏽‍♀️

[Dani @dxnibelmontes]

“who got you smiling like that” me bitch i’m funny as fuck

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

So shooting my shot kinda worked, except I think we may have had a date but it wasn’t an official date and now I have a crush, so either way I’m losing (it) rn 🙃

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

75% of them were about me being tall, idk why people thought being tall and black were my personality traits

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

I was looking through my old yearbooks and almost all of my notes mentioned I was black, like why? Truly like 50% of them

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

Officially calling this Shoot Your Shot September, I’m off to a great start so far

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

Idk why some people don’t understand that I can be the girl who falls asleep with a book on her face AND the girl who gets on tables at bars?!?!?

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

I made a very responsible decision yesterday and I’m reeling, I’m trying to come up with an irresponsible thing to do now. Any suggestions?

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

My Insta story from last night was a little cute cheers to starting the night and the next is the Uber of shame home, sign of a good night tbh

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

Last night a man came up to the group of people I was talking to and I said “Oh my goodness you are gorgeous, I really want to make out with you”…the chaos continues

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

@spunkyybrat That dress looks magical on you!

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

@ArianaHugo I am going to try!

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

My mom asked if I’m scared for my trip and I said of course not, like I’m really ready for the east coast

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

Reading with the summer night rain in the background is sublime

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

Probs won’t be able to sleep tonight because I’m so excited

[like the tennis player @flamingle3000]

@lolobaby123 Me!

[mami k @kennanicoal]

this man is doing whatever it takes to have an afterlife