Friendliest Flamingo

Peace-Love-Unity-Respect-Turtle

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

The pilot who won a private jet in a MrBeast video has been arrested in Paraguay after authorities say he was caught trafficking more than 575 pounds of marijuana worth nearly $4 million 🤯

[val ISO UNRAVELED TOUR DC N1 @sourperry]

Jake Short becoming public enemy #1

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

I told my daughter she had to pay $400 a month to live at home after college. She thought I was being hard on her. Paid it every month without complaint. Never missed once.

Two years later she moved out. I handed her an envelope. $9,600. Every dollar she ever paid me. Plus a little extra.

She cried. I told her that was her security deposit, first month, and emergency fund.

She thought I was punishing her. I was preparing her.

She’s a very happy young woman.

[dani. @briargifs]

if for season three, they come back to this video adding gracelogan also in a red dress and suit before revealing in season four this is actually tuckersabrina's wedding that's why they're all formal and matching then what

[jlo @JLo]

It’s a new Jeneration of party people…🎶

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Blue Moon beer has announced that blue beer will be served in bars as an "apology" for the actual moon not being blue

Set to take place May 29–31

[autist @litteralyme0]

“PLEASE OBI-WAN I’LL DO ANYTHING!! I’LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT??? I’LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT IN THE HIGH COUNCIL CHAMBER!!”

[Akuma @Akumabat]

After the ending of the Boys
Hughie realized that superheroes need to go through proper education to go out in the field so he created a school for them a sort of academia for heroes
...a hero academia

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

When you realise you cannot skip work the way you skipped classes

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

POV: it’s 2am you are trying to sleep but your gf decides it’s time to tell you all her family stories

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

The little girl from Hereditary after hitting that pole:

[lex @bostonlexsox]

what if they proposed with this on the jumbotron at fenway park?

[yoxic @yoxics]

Maya Higa makes her appearance on TED Talk to speak about animal conservation and how she uses live-streaming to educate global audiences about wildlife

becoming the first Twitch streamer to deliver a talk on the main TED stage at the flagship TED conference in Vancouver.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I'll cheers to that!

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

>Kills Xbox co-pilot

>New Xbox logo

>Reduce Game Pass price

>Prioritise console & exclusives

>Announce Project Helix

A non gamer Indian CEO has done more for Xbox in 70 days than others have done in years

[GAARY @GaaryWrld]

Parfois la traduction automatique des tweets me fait mourir de rire 😭

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Amazon niggas gotta run a 4.34 in the combine to keep they job FUCK

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Most-streamed Star Wars projects by generation 📺

• Gen Alpha (ages 2–13): 'The Mandalorian'

• Gen Z (ages 14–29): 'The Clone Wars'

• Millennials (ages 30–45): 'Andor'

• Gen X (ages 46–61): 'Andor'

• Baby Boomers (ages 62–80): 'The Mandalorian'

(via @nielsen)