Gemma

I have a bad habit of sharing every thought that comes in my head… so enjoy

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I mean at least it’s not “what else do you ride”

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Me: just going about my normal day😁
My brain randomly: you now have the intense urge to watch every single Jurassic park/ world movie

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I’m really craving timbiebs but the thought of walking into timmies and asking/ saying “timbiebs” is so embarrassing

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Why is Tim’s hot chocolate so superior

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Can like, wild animals get eating disorders..?

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Someone convince me not to get a pet raccoon

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Why am I more stressed about my debt to Tom Nook instead of my debt in real life

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The sky is falling

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Why is sunscreen so expensive?????????

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Chefs on Hell’s Kitchen after fucking up the same dish 5 times then finally getting it right once: “I am the best chef on the planet, I’m the shit”

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If you’ve ever been on accutane, you’ve earned my automatic respect. That shit was fucked up

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Exfoliate your scalp

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What does it say about me if I skip past every TikTok that’s more than 5secs long or doesn’t capture my attention within the first 0.5secs

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Was so excited for the ultimatum but it’s pretty much just 99% whining from both genders

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I googled symptoms of autism ONCE and now every tiktok on my fyp is about autism

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When you’re already having a bad week but then both your beats & smartwatch have lost their ability to charge

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Sunday nights are for self care only and you can’t change my mind

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I say “no worries” to people a lot for someone who does in fact, have many worries

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Me today: wow I feel so happy & energized this is amazing, I haven’t felt like this is so long!
Also me today: realizing I’ve been so tired & sad for so long that being happy is so abnormal

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*sets up a sleep schedule on my phone so my alarm automatically goes off on certain days for work*

Me every night before work without fail: lemme double check that my alarm is setup for tomorrow even tho it’s gone off all the 300 previous times and I haven’t touched anything

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My biggest insecurity has always been my feet, and it’s literally gotten to the point where I’m sitting on my bathroom counter rn googling how to make my feet prettier even though I already put meticulous care into them