FlamingShant

Shant (Shit-Bant or Shit Banter) commonly assosiated with anti jokes, dry humor and being a cunt.

[FlamingShant @FlamingShant]

#PlugSheffield What happened we used to be as close as the two little Vietnamese boys I have taped together downstairs #fightingfortheirlife

[FlamingShant @FlamingShant]

Who wants to get fucked into the dirt? Not I said the maiden. Possibly I chirped the rotund little boy who's life is hanging by a thread #hi

[FlamingShant @FlamingShant]

Sometimes I like to sit #sat #set #sot

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@EdenBirch @topmanUK it's more than the suit it's the look when you're off to the showers

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@EdenBirch can't wait til you are you chimpotenous kike #Auschwitz2014

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@gracieanngoose I do enjoy waking up to a ruddy good bowl of spit and teeth #nutritious

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I despise you all you gurvunting rapscallions

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@KingBant be my Prince Charming tonight #SinglePid #EvilTemptress

[FlamingShant @FlamingShant]

@Ciara_Batchelor if by the you mean Joseph Fritzl then yep

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Those who don't agree with the doctrine of groadism will be violently purged

[FlamingShant @FlamingShant]

If you have an unfortunately butters face, give me a heads up. I'll make it better with a deluge of sodium hydroxide #mmyes #itburns

[FlamingShant @FlamingShant]

@35Delph representing the master race #aryanLADS

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You should never trust a midget as his brain is closer to his arsehole #passthegravy

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@AmyHorne93 ha. I too love it when people fall asleep under intense pressure! #OMG

[FlamingShant @FlamingShant]

King Juan Carlos is abdicating then. Clearly it was time da'go. #fuckingIti's #fuckingpedros

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Chopsticks are the precise reason the Chinese never invented custard. Bloody wigs.

[FlamingShant @FlamingShant]

@AmyHorne93 morning you hill dweller. How does lamb sound for tea? #lolyouarewelsh #imvotingukipbecause

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@Ciara_Batchelor is that because Jimmi Code took a steamy one on your countenance? #Jim'llFixIt #fixyou #corn

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Keep a pair of wellies by the door incase I have to walk through the killing fields in Szechuan

[FlamingShant @FlamingShant]

@max_tucker1 do some farquaading work you kiffa. #eatmycornfrommyshitpipe