Dan Flanders

I'm only still on here to call @elonmusk a bellend occasionally.

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

@Mattel why are you spelling Theatre wrong?

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

@elonmusk bellend

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

@elonmusk bellend

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

@elonmusk bellend

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

@GemmaWildm474a @scssofas This is what they do! Avoid like the plague!

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

@David_Cameron 🐷👀

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

Hi @scssofas, remember me?

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

Day 1 of trying to get suspended from X (FOrmAlLy TwITteR). @elonmusk looks like a melted wellington boot.

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

If I went to someone's house for a dinner party and they served up turkey dinosaurs, waffles, mini pizzas and beans with sausages in I would be absolutely stoked. Piss off with your beef Bourgogne.

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

Ngl, it's probably not coming home is it?

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

Bing on Cbeebies needs to grow up and stop being so wet. Get a grip you pathetic big eyed creepy rabbit child.

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

This morning my 18 month old thew a tantrum because I wouldn't let her drive.

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

@skimpybean @fesshole You're trying to trick the boiler...?

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

Can see my breathe this morning. It's June. SO SICK OF THIS

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

Mummy and Daddy pig are so irresponsible getting Doctor Brown Bear out to see George for a common cold. Bloody drain on the NHS they are.

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

@PaulFre36300327 @Tesco My heart bleeds for you babe #StopThisMadness #ThinkOfTheChildren

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

A child with a chest infection on a weekend. Do you A: Ring 111 and wait 5+ hours for a doctor to call you back? Or B: Go to the 'urgent care centre' for something that clearly isn't urgent (yet) and wait 5+ hours to be seen there?

The NHS is broken beyond repair.

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

@elonmusk is a bell end

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

Just found myself saying 'boss bitch slaaaaay!!' and I'm honestly not even mad with myself.

[Dan Flanders @FlandersDan]

IN THE UK IT'S A DRIVING LICENCE NOT A DRIVER'S LICENCE. STOP THIS MADNESS