Flang

Bi, kinky, funky, red headed babe, reader, writer, flirtacious, karaoke singing, Muse loving, deep, insecure, confident, curvaceous!

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<does a massive poop>

“Yes, I *shall* be weighing myself tomorrow..!”

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@thelovelysarah Now THAT I would pay good money for!

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What is it about changing room mirrors that make pimples so tempting?

#LateNightShoppingGotMeLike #ICantSayNoToMe

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#MayThe4thBeWithYou

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Wherever I am I fix the toilet roll. Public bathrooms, work, peoples homes… It goes over. And there’s where my story ends.

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Who knew there would be SO MUCH SAND camping on Moreton Island?! I guess ‘island’ in the name should give one a hint at what’s to come. I absolutely was not prepared for it! No regrets though, it was all such a bloody adventure!

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Caveat - I’m aware that PB is delicious at all times 🤤 I was just musing as to why a certain food source is particularly desirable for a period of time I guess…

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How do you know when you crave something whether it’s your body asking for certain nutrients etc from that food or just because you *want* it?

Serious peanut butter craving right now… 🥜

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I ordered too much. Oops!

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Today I send a message out to @tyhenrymedium via his website. I’ve never done anything like that. I’ve never reached out to a celebrity as it’s reaching for the stars and getting disappointed. But something in me I had to and I needed to follow that instinct 🤞🏼

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Apparently it’s my Twitterversary. 12 YEARS?! What the actual-?!

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@pog You are currently not a Fancy Pog 😢

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I’m not actually that pretty, I just know my angles...

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@contentwh0re #DesperateTimes

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@kalyssmercury It’s a date!!! 😘

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@kalyssmercury I’ll be doing this, for sure 💋💋💋

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Have you ever friended someone on Facebook from your past purely for them to see how well you’re doing now? It’s like the ultimate shameless selfie... 🤳

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I finally started using my new Fitness Journal. I’m a numbers gal and love writing down my plans in advance and ticking things off as I go along. It gives me a sense of satisfaction. I might be the only person in… https://t.co/ODa98OqiEZ

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I'm running 50km in The May 50K to support research into multiple sclerosis. Please sponsor my challenge to leave MS behind! https://t.co/LDAatWDvSH