samantha 🪷

[samantha 🪷 @flanluvr]

elder brothers where are you

[feisty wife 🐤 @khasidragkhasi]

my recommendations of men to date as an elder sister -

1. elder brother of a sister (caretaker)
2. younger brother of a sister (potential whore)
3. elder brother of a brother (responsible)
4. single child (litr child)
5. younger brother of a brother (kys this is the worst)

[ally⁷ fck mysterio| 🇵🇰 | 🇵🇸 @yoonminnswhore]

Most of you found her in 2018 with dylan but i found her at 12 on the orange app being kidnapped by one direction😞

[sierra @finelinhes]

if this type of ai was around during one direction’s prime we’d all be extinct

[ً @artfuIchaos]

your relationship with yourself cannot be built entirely around improvement. at some point, you have to become someone you are allowed to enjoy being. you get to be proud of who you are. present tense

[ümmü hureyre🐈 @muslim4n69]

eşlerin en gerçek haline hastane odalarında şahitlik eden biri olarak diyebilirim ki merhametli erkeklerle evlenin kızlar.. çünkü sıhhatinizi kaybettiğinizde bile size şefkatla bakacak adamlara ihtiyacınız olacak

[reuben @asscastle5000]

Went to costco with brother and his gf. They were rushing and stressed the entire time like fucking relax. Why does the average person stress themselves out over shit like grocery trips.. you’re in an air conditioned store not hanging off a cliff

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

i can only aspire to be this much of a diva till the very end. rest in peace icon

[ST☆RBOY @WorstBoyInPA]

me listening to big feelings by ariana grande

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

gonna start asking ppl “am i under arrest or am i free to go?” when the convo starts dragging for too long

[professor breeze phd @muad_diva]

Telling someone “it’s on Tubi”

[sim @siimbie]

life with no crush or talking stage

[samantha 🪷 @flanluvr]

omgomg

[N @dearvotion]

Protect me from what I want.

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

lowkey everyone is more beautiful in person

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[sydney @squid_bees]

once i asked my dad his favorite color and he said “who gives a shit”

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

when the last step of a recipe is “Enjoy”

[ella @cherryyfix]

como eu me sinto quando tenho mais de dois compromissos no dia

[cole @wyacole]

How it feels to have a gift for someone but you can't tell them yet

[shea @lifeisavibeway]

The concept of my car getting towed is scarier than the sun blowing up

[𝖑𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖞𝖓 @scorpiovenus44]

this video went triple platinum on tumblr in 2017 and might be the first time i encountered “hear me out” discourse. insane pull.