evil Mitch / angery mitch

have fun be safe don't forget to love yourself

[VAMPA 🦇🏰🥀 @VAMPAOfficial]

ohana means gang gang

[david @_elvishpresley_]

[first day as a pilot]

control tower: what are your coordinates

me: I’m by a cloud that looks like a lion

control tower: can you be more specific

me: simba

[Dahlia ダリア @kuchisakeonnax]

bisexual culture is being attracted to every single girl and only 30-50 feral hogs

[black joe dirt @BigBabyScumbag]

i promise you, no other car matters.

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

do u think they ever Kissed

[dan @cig_influencer]

take me down to the paradise city
where the hogs are feral and there's 30-50

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Hey if you’re in Dayton, just a swift reminder that the president of the United States was golfing when your city had a mass shooting and just referred to the city you live in as Toledo. Just tuck that in your pocket for when it comes time to vote again.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"Truly, from the bottom of my heart, thank you." https://t.co/qHQdhAJmEK

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

19 out of 20 murderers have no mental illness diagnosis.

4 out of 5 mass shooters have no mental illness diagnosis, and half showed no signs on a prior, undiagnosed illness.

Framing this as just a mental illness problem is a gun industry trope. Period. Stop.

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Skater kids only watch porn that was recorded with a fish eye lens

[Honey Sriracha @spicy_shortcake]

he drove 9 hours to kill Hispanic people, he had ear protection so the shots wouldn’t effect him. He was not mentally ill he was a racist and a terrorist.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

You want to keep your guns because you want to be able to fight against the actions of tyrannical government, but we have children in cages and y'all haven't done shit

[David Freedlander @freedlander]

In 1987, the federal government banned metal-tipped lawn darts because a single child died from one

[Cyranek @Cyranek]

ayy yo girl I wanna make your