flannery

the flan, the myth, the legend

[flannery @flannerymackin]

@lilzapp THE BEST

[flannery @flannerymackin]

@GiulianaTweeted You’re such a cutie

[flannery @flannerymackin]

@GiulianaTweeted YES

[flannery @flannerymackin]

I really used to complain about how online recipes/blogs always tell us about their son’s birthday party before telling us how to make the cake but now I look forward to hearing how these brownies came to “cookies n crust” in a dream

[flannery @flannerymackin]

steph has turned me into someone who needs subtitles and it’s a hard pill to swallow

[flannery @flannerymackin]

the fact that TikTok is an app about nothing crosses my mind fairly often but seeing someone cut up a 10 piece nugget with a sharp knife with 4.6 million views really just drives it home

[culinary comedic relief 🎭🍳 @bobxgnarly]

Fella made a very good point here

[Zoe Whittall @zoewhittall]

Lesbians. We have to switch.

[flannery @flannerymackin]

honestly between watching Scandal and being an actual consultant I feel like I only have one voice and it’s probably telling you that I just “wanted to follow up with you”

[flannery @flannerymackin]

celebrating Adele simply for being thin is making the fat people in your life feel like “before” pictures, I REPEAT celebrating Adele simply for being thin is making the fat people in your life feel like “before” pictures

[flannery @flannerymackin]

wow jumping on here to say that all these tik toks advertising 200 cal meals, DIY weight loss teas, and wrapping yourself in saran wrap to make yourself skinny are going to be a PROBLEM

[flannery @flannerymackin]

@dawkosgames @PunMackin @scbogue 🤠

[adam @adam_account1]

we live in hell

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

accidentally got wasted on christmas because that’s my responsibility as the gay cousin next up we’re making the toddlers do poppers

[flannery @flannerymackin]

I feel like I kind of used to dislike Kristen Stewart but now she’s the only reason I’m going to see Charlie’s Angels so

[india @indxae]

I’ve not heard a single lgbt+ person say they want a ‘gender neutral gingerbread person’ no one actually cares what the gender of a biscuit is, stop trying to constantly make the lgbt+ community look bad

[flannery @flannerymackin]

the first and only thing I thought about when I walked out of baggage claim at LAX was Hilary Duff in Raise Your Voice getting her jacket stolen and the cab driver saying “welcome to LA baby”