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[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Kamala Harris didn't lose, America did.

As a nation, we collectively failed her—and in doing so we failed girls and women, the LGBTQ community, people of color, Muslims, Jewish people, immigrants, the sick, the poor, the elderly, the people of Ukraine, and Gaza, and the planet.

It's unthinkable, that instead of being able to celebrate a beautiful, hopeful new chapter in the story of this nation with a leader who appealed to the best of our natures—we will instead be holding a postmortem for democracy as we enter our 250th year, stewarded by a malevolent sociopath who despises empathy and shuns the law.

I truly thought we were better than this, that our shared humanity would show up. I thought we would reject this hatred and ugliness once and for all.

I hate being wrong about the majority of the people of this nation.

I don't know what's ahead. All I know is that good-hearted human beings are more necessary now than ever.

We did all that we could to avoid this moment, but now that it's here we'll just have to decide who we will be.

There is no way to comprehend or measure how grievous an error this is, but the only thing the decent people of this nation can do is wake up tomorrow and fight like hell for what we still believe is worth the fight, and we will.

I'll be doing that with whoever has the strength to join me.

I'm mourning the country we could have been and the one we apparently are—but I refuse to give up believing that compassion is the right path, that diversity makes us better, and that love is greater than fear.

[jynx @jynxbby]

i wish i could shazam a perfume

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to take PTO

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

It sucks when you see a picture of yourself

[C @theclovecoterie]

I’ve never seen Star Wars that shit is none of my business

[Victoria Paris @VictoriaParis]

The only constant in life is diet coke

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

landlords: we must raise rent

costco ceo: i would rather burn this place to the ground than charge more than $1.50 for a hotdog

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

me after saying i just need 5 more minutes to get up

[trash jones @jzux]

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid

[trash jones @jzux]

diet coke actually counts as water if you drink enough of them

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

gonna be honest with u guys. i don’t understand how the gas nozzle knows when to stop

[maya sharma… @goodjobmaya]

So unfair that noon is the only time that gets a nickname. Gonna start calling 4pm Bonky

[flan @flanneryod11]

@KatherineBerry_ Are u there yet

[flan @flanneryod11]

@KatherineBerry_ Hahahahahah

[flan @flanneryod11]

@KatherineBerry_ Time to get #soaking #wet

[flan @flanneryod11]

@KatherineBerry_ you’re moving slowly

[flan @flanneryod11]

@KatherineBerry_ you should have brought an umbrella

[flan @flanneryod11]

@KatherineBerry_ is it literally ? tht blows