Fucking class having a shower at your girlfriends. Using stuff like a charcoal facial scrub and a pomegranate & mango shower milk, I’ve came out the shower smelling like a fresh fruit market on a hot summers day, feeling like a brand new woman. 13/10 would recommend.
BREAKING NEWS about the missing submarine!!
Paul Gascoigne has arrived on the scene by rubber dinghy with a fishing rod, 8 cans of beer, a kid’s snorkel, an x-box controller charger and a tin of beans claiming to be mates with the pilot