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Rampaging towards kittens

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I have salvaged bat feces in the hopes that the pixies will grant me tortilla soup for my birthday dinner

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If one is to lead the pixies must one sacrifice the king salmon

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Can snake venom and pixie dust be used for Botox #curious

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Sacrificing baby bunnies to the pixie lord so he will accept me #dedicated

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I dedicate my life to being the pixie king because they saved me or my sister from death by snake I forget #thankful

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I will influence the pixies to steal rat poison for my powerful biceps #ripped

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Stupid pixies made me eat venomous snake sushi. Now I am the leader.

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Snakes release venomous toxins and that's why the pixies win #unfair #pixieclan

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I know the pixies have my family duh.

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@MisterPudding1 I'd like to give you this agreement of acquaintance so I know my grass is safe #cautious

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Pistachios like to have their cracks bitten #pistachios

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Puppy breath is the equivalent of rotting sausages #yum

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Song birds? More like angels of death.

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Mr Pudding says get along with your neighbors or they might harm your grass #peace

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Pickles taunt untainted cucumbers #frustrated

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Lions only eat pixies when they're hungry #fact

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I think dinosaurs would have liked Kim kardashian

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Celery longs for peanut butter but has no arms #forbiddenlove

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Pistachios like to have their cracks bitten #juiceplus

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Mako sharks like flowers, they just don't know it #dairyfree