It's Drew Now

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[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

You totally can smash pussy by playing pokemon go bro. Pika-pika bitch

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

God damn don’t call me a dad I had a nightmare about being a dad lastnight and my baby born in a god damn hot pocket With blue webbed feet and I was scare shitless cause I don’t want any kids right now lol

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

@BleacherReport But can he get a girl pregnant, punch her in the stomach, then get signed to the NFL?

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

Does "less than one" Mean zero?? Lolol

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

Poor people don't fuck with iPhone.

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

@danawhite Why no post fight presser in Mexico City? 🤔

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

He’s already told my mom that I won’t give him my Pokémon cards and she’s bitching at me for it 🤣🤣🤣

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

Fucking pisses me off I’ve saved and kept up with those things for fucking 20years and he just wants to take them from me

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

My Faggot brother is trying to come take my pokemon cards away from me cause he feels entitled to my childhood cards and memories now that he’s all fucking pikachu in the butt lol anyone got room to stash them for me for a while?

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

My Faggot brother is trying to come take my pokemon cards away from me cause he feels entitled to my childhood cards and memories now that he’s all fucking pikachu in the butt lol anyone got room to stash them for me for a while?

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

Do you not chap your tits bitch? #NipsCuttinLips

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

If you wanna boss hogg some vage, its extenze bro!

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

Extenze totally makes you wanna snipe and destroy some pussy bro. #Extenze #ItsNotWhatYouThink

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

#DadDick

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

Fuck guys i got wasted last night lol

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

Idgaf if people hate me! #daddick

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

DAD DICK IS LAW! #daddick

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

Man, fuck Mozart!

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

Dude I fuckin love Stevie Ray vai

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

You guys like Napoleon ice cream?

[It's Drew Now @flapjacksAF]

#dadrock

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