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I await the day when Projekt Melody might hire me to animate for her. If such a day ever comes

Till then ill just keep upsetting her with my horrific creations

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@ProjektMelody, heard you were looking for animaters a bit ago

I was wondering if you would consider me?

No pressure though, i will respect any decision you make

(#Mel34 so that Twitter might actually show you this time. Will delete if i get a response)

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@ProjektMelody Pee is Yum :)

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@SherlyOff @ProjektMelody @maraevantree No worries.
Yeah, its not for everyone, and if your not comfortable with people knowing a lot about you, then its prob best not to stream.
Though making videos could be a good alternative. You at least have a bit more control over things.

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@ProjektMelody @maraevantree Really? You have no storys about:
Bananas
Muffins
Being nude in a grocery store
Getting peed on
Watching someone record themself peeing
Recording an orgy
Nokia
Wiimotes
Picture frames
Sleep talking about being gay
Fish in the celling
Toothpaste as home repair

Need i go on? :p

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@ProjektMelody @maraevantree Mel, that is not your most ridiculous IRL lore. You have like, a billion other odd happenings that have happened in your life.

A few of which werent even your fault :)

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Looks like the Science Teams new little milk machine is going to be busy for a while :)

#Mel34

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Still versions

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Hey guys, i just found this old M69 cartridge with the name "Meljora" on it.

Anyone ever play it before?

#Mel34

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@ProjektMelody Hey, Duolingo is just calling it like it sees it.
And it sees a very naughty girl >:)

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@ProjektMelody I have a bunch of video editing experience. Before i started making stuff for you, i was working on TSP Hobby Stop.

Ive not been able to return for a while, so its not a total showcase of my current skills. But i could make something for you :D

https://t.co/rYnuHmRqsw

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Im sorry Twitter for not giving you as much attention as Melodys Discord. Its just, well they just actually interact with me, and didnt shadow ban me -_-

We can still hang out... sometimes '- '
When im not in Discord.
Which is most of the time :/

#Mel34

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@ProjektMelody I even gave you the benefit of the doubt on Discord. Thinking it must have been just a random number.

But no, you just apparently have no frame of reference for how long things are. XD

But to be fair, the story was so hot i didnt even realize till after chat said something.

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In the near future, there will be no need for such nude alts.

But for now, this one is here to make this porn comic have some porn.

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Moolady Comes to Visit
Page 4

I return with more Moolady. Just chillin out, surely the next page will be just as chill and there shower will be very normal and there will be no horny antics :)

Also ive finally gotten into Mels Discord :D
Its fucking cool and im so happy

#Mel34

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@ProjektMelody Alright, next year im going to post some MelBirthArt.

And hell, ill throw in some inflation to, since you mentioned it. :)

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@ProjektMelody As ever, your health is most important. If you need to take the day off, thats totally fine.

We never upset when you have to cancel for sickness.

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@ProjektMelody Im a bit of a Warhammer 40k myself you know...

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Remember when Melware accidently broke her own glasses. Well, it seems the replacements where not made for weeb AI.

They barely fit around her head, and well, they cover part of her eyes.

But most importantly, there ugly AF (on her). Even if they did fit, she would hate

#Mel34

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WIP

Dude, do you know how hard it was to make THIS image as Melody was showing her new lo-fi stuff tonight. I was about to fall asleep.

Not helped by how laggy Blender 4.5 seems to be. So every 30 seconds i wasnt able to do anything but get more tired.

#Mel34

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@ProjektMelody As requested

https://t.co/dltXCoqGqF

I think this should work. I dont know wtf im doing :p

#Mel34